Jenny: "Hmph. Teacher's kids are worse than teacher's pets. Wait, wait a second... Raise your hand if you're a teachers kid."
*More than half the people there raise their hands...including Jenny*
Emily: "I'm not!"
Jenny: "You're a vet's kid! You look after the teachers pets."
Jenny: "Here Amy, have some of my drink."
Millie: "There are security guards around here."
Jenny: "You're just saying that because of the LSD..."
*Security guard walks right behind Jenny...*
*On the subject of Penises*
Laura: "Ew, I dont' want something like that stuck up my vagina!"
Jenny: "Of all the things someone might not want up their vagina..."
During PE the other day, they gave me a hockey stick. I whacked Amanda in the stomach, hit Brenno's fingers, killed Pat's legs and smashed Josh's shins. Caity tripped me over to stop my evil rampage. Altogether, my team broke at least 3 hockey sticks.
Mum: "Jennifer has a friend sleeping over tomorrow and they'll have to sleep in your room."
Dougy: "But... I need a bed."
Jenny: "You sleep on the floor!"
Dougy: "...I like the idea that I have a bed."
Why Nerds Are Better In Bed (From a movie that was on TV the other night):
"Jocks only think of sports. Nerds only think of sex."
Mr Farquharson: "You seriously need to get a new pencil. It seems you're very green but when a pencil gets that short..."
Jo: "Someone broke it! I think it was Jenny..."
Mr Farquharson: "Ah yes. She gets a bit testy. You should watch her."
Jenny: "I don't like Tuesdays."
Amy: "Today's Monday."
Jenny: "I'm talking about tomorrow. Gosh Amy. Think ahead."
Amy: "I've only got one..."
Jenny: "Brain cell?"
Amy: "Head."
Jenny: "...ahuh."
Amy: "A, head. Geddit?"
*Jenny shakes head sadly*
When I left home this morning, I was clutching onto a small fluffy stuffed toy tiger known as Sergeant Fuzzy-Boots.
When I got home this afternoon, I was clutching onto a bouquet of three full flowers, two stalks and one flower without a stalk that didn't belong to either of the other two stalks.
Thank you to the beautiful person who gave them to me. =)
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2 comments:
well, you were right. I was laughing at the second paragraph. or somethign like that. If I had been sitting down I would have fallen off my chair. seriously. I loved that i was included. only because you nearly killed me. just thinking about it makes me laugh . . .
and I loved the last paragraph as well. =]
You hit me aswell Jenny. I think you wacked the puck and it hit my shin.
Tut tut.
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