Fegenfut

Jenny: "I'm a woman."
*Rhiannon, Trent and Jake all look at her oddly*
Rhiannon: "No... really?"

"Don't ridicule me! I'm talking to my Ipod." - Emily.

Hide and Seek throughout Target and Big W is a LOT of fun. Seriously, try it sometime.

You know what else is fun? Having someone who works at Target to talk to you about male tupperware parties, alcohol, lingerie/linen parties and spoilt only childen. Then when you catch them shopping at Big W later, they wink at you.
New friends are great. =D

Jenny *Talking to Emily in the cinema again*: "If you make me wear a dress like that to your wedding... I will hurt you."
Millie: "Who says you'll be going to her wedding?"
Jenny: "Are you kidding? I'm the Maid of Honour."
*For the rest of the day we made jokes about Emily's wedding and future baby.*

Jenny: "You know I'd hate to have the same name as my mother in law."
Rhiannon: "Everyone has the same name as their mother in laws."
Jenny: "Not if the mother in law is dead... hehehehehehehe"
Emily: "So, if one day your partner says to you "We've been dating for 14 years, why don't you want to get married?" He's going to have to ditch you or kill his mother."
Jenny: "Well, it'd be a good way to see if he was serious about me."


"Men are more like women than women are like women." - Nina, being deep.


"It's about time the wall came down!" - Dean, reading English less succesfully than he reads German.

"Tuck your shirt in! I don't like tucked in shirts actually. They're better tucked out." - Frau Raby

Jenny: "Wow, I'm emotional today."
Emily: "Here! Let me push the emotions out of you! *Pushes Jenny off the seat*"

Jenny: "Wow! Your room is orange! And you have a book shelf!"
Sophie: "Yeah... I noticed."

This blog was published at Emily's house. (The voices told me to say so or she'd eat my laptop.)

Hug Rapist

Jenny: "S&M is Sadism and Masochism."
Emily: "Jenny knows from her own experience."
Jenny: "You're just saying that because you're not getting any."
Amanda: "Well! You're not getting any HUGS!

Cat + Harmonica = Pain

Guess which cat attacks me everytime I try to play the mouth organ! xP (Taking a dig at Emily's awesome blog http://www.emilyscookiesncream.blogspot.com/)

Jenny: "...How'd I get here? I was just standing over there. I don't remember walking here..."
Laura: "Maybe you're dead? You're pale enough."
Jenny *Turns to Paul*: "Do I look dead to you?"
Paul: "No... you don't look dead to me."
Laura: "What? Why would she be really gay?"

Emily: "Jenny's a really violent Hug-Rapist."
Amanda: "Imagine if she was a real rapist."

Jenny: "When I was at the home visiting Grandma yesterday, this little old lady grabbed hold of me...she was really strong. I thought she was going to cook me in her gingerbread oven."
*Random Year 11 turns around and looks at us*: "Gingerbread oven? What?"

*Trying to find a seat in the dark because Sophie turned up late xP*
Emily: "If I fall on Jenny then she'll fall on Sophie and we'll all fall."
Jenny: "Like the Domino Effect!"
Sophie: "Yes. Because getting to our seats is JUST like communism."

Jenny: "Who sings Simply The Best?"
Dad: "That black woman who was married to that man."
Jenny: "Oooh, Tina Turner."
*Mum stares disbelievingly*

Jenny: "I wonder if we could go backstage and find someone for an autograph."
Emily: "What would they sign?"
Jenny: "A programme!"
Emily: "You don't have one."
Jenny: "That little old woman does. Do you think I could take her?"

"You're funny. You should be...funny...eaten..." - Jenny in one of her brightest moments.

Emily: "Gah! Where's the bus?"
Jenny: "Heeeere, bus bus bus bus busssy!"
*Bus comes around the corner*

Caity: "So the answer's 14."
Jenny: "What? No... 12 x 3 is 36."
Caity: "Oh right, haha. I thought it was 12 + 3"
Jenny: "..."

*Jenny pretending to talk to someone on the phone*: "Hello, what? YOU BITCH!"
Little old lady, taps her on the shoulder: "Excuse me, what school do you go to?"
*Emily and Jenny look at each other worriedly*: "Merewether High School."
LOL (Little Old Lady): "You've come a long way!"
*Jenny and Emily are relieved*

Later on that same lady wished us a good trip home. If the bus crashed, we would have survived because we were the only ones on the bus with the blessings of an old woman.