Too Brilliant To Describe

I would like to make it clear that the name of this post refers to the sound I made when I saw Abel's haircut, it has nothing to do with the contents in this post, although it may be fairly awesome depending on how easy you are to make laugh. Thank you for reading this paragraph up to this point. You can stop reading now. I said, you can stop reading now!! STOP READING!! GO ON WITH THE REST OF THE POST ALREADY YOU ODDBALL YOU! Gosh, some people...you tell them to stop reading and they just keep on reading. Hmph.

Chris: "Next time someone asks me something, I'm going to respond 'Egg and chips' not matter what the question is."
Jenny: "What turns you on?"
Chris: "...I knew you'd do something like"

*Talking about a story we had to write in English based on things we like doing*
Jenny: "I like doing many things, caucasians, asians..."
Flick *interrupting*: WINDOWS!!!

After being told off by Flick and I for not showing his love for people more openly, Chris finally breaks under the pressure: "I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU! I LOVE EVERYONE! I'M A LOVE FAIRY! SHOWING MY LOVE FOR EVERYONE!"
Needless to say, we found it immensely amusing.

"PUSSIES use razor blades. Real men use machetes" - Trent on Emos.

Chris: "Are you suggesting I would engage in sexual activity with Trent Neilson for your enjoyment?"
Jenny: "Yeah! Why else?"
Chris: "...for his entertainment?"

"Excuse me, but HER BUM IS BIG!" - Mrs. Raby.

I spoke to Sophie today. She reads these things every now and then. She's groovy.

"Woah, one-third of everyone here is male..." - Onlooker, making a profound observation.

*Jenny kicks 'Mark'*
Mr Mac: "Jenny!"
Jenny: "I didn't hurt him..."
Mr Mac: "Doesn't matter, there are other ways to communicate to boys!"
Jenny: "NOT THAT ONE!"

Chris: "I don't think often."
Jenny: "Of course not, you're a man...boy...MAN-LY boy."
Chris: "AM NOT!! I'M A KNIGHT'S BOY!!"
(*shakes head sadly*)

Jenny: "Hey look! It's Mr Farquison."
Mooy: "Did you just say 'fuck my son'?
Jenny: "He's your son too!!"
Mooy: "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WAS A BOY!"
Jenny: "There are three of them! I'm sure one of them would be."
Mooy and Dwyer in unison: "Not necessarily."
(There Chris. I did the full-length version. Happy? HAPPY?!)

"Your hair smells like warm." - Onlooker, showing off his awesome-mad English-speaking skills.

NESS QUOTES!!

"My Dad's going blind...it's hilarious."

Go back to the computer!

I was watching an absolutely...HORRENDOUS movie the other day. Examples of the horridness are as follows:

Bad Guy: "I demand a joust. To the death!!"
Good Guy: "Wouldn't you rather a game of chess?"
Neutral Guy: "Chess? To the death?!"

"Remember Robot, I can turn you off as fast as she can turn you on!"

*Shakes head sadly* horrible...

MIKEY IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE THING!!

Mikey: "I need to get to Charlestown"
Jenny: "Don't you live just down there...?"
Mikey: "Yes. But I need to get to Charlestown."
Jenny: "Why?"
Mikey: "TO BUY SHOES!!!"
Jenny: "haha why?"
Mikey: "COZ THEY'RE HALF PRICE!!!"

QUOTES FROM SHOPPING WITH CAITY!! (Yes. That's right...I DO TEENAGE GIRLY THINGS SOMETIMES!!!)

Jenny: "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!"
*Random Red-head sitting nearby looks at me, sees me looking at her and turns away quickly*

*Whilst watching The Dark Knight*
Jenny: "Woah! He killed that guy in such an imaginative way!!"
*Caity looks at Jenny like she's some sort of murderous fiend*

Caity: "Why are all these people drinking drinks from Wendy's?"
Random Dude: "COZ THEY'RE AWESOME!"

Did the juice bottle used to contain orange juice? Or apple juice? I guess we'll never know...

NESS QUOTES!!

"I wanted to have a nice relaxing bath and so I did this thing with the washers...I almost drowned myself."

"I'm an idiot. I just nodded on the phone."

To Diva! *Hand movement not similiar to batman* (Whatever that means)

Jenny: "So what do you want to eat?"
Emily: "I feel like a sandwich"
Jenny: "You don't look like one" (I say that all the time...I LOVE YOU EMILY FOR BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER LAUGH AT IT!!!!)

*In a jewellery shop, Jenny's playing with long earrings and necklaces etc*
Jenny: "I like playing with dangly things..."
*Emily bursts into laughter*
Jenny: "Oh come on!! That doesn't work!! THEY wouldn't be dangly if I was playing with them!!"

*Emily flicks Sprite onto the ground with her straw*
Emily: "Look! It's my drops!"
*Jenny flicks own straw*
Jenny: "Ha! I have more drops than you!!"
Emily: "Yeah well...mine was the original, you just copied!!"

Vampire Cat

"I thought it was skipping...then I realised it wasn't a CD" - Chris whilst listening to my MP3 Player.

"How do you spell Nirvana?" - Amy

PM Fights are awesome.

Amy: "Choose a number between 6 and 7"
*Everyone guesses random irrational numbers*
Amy: "8! Duh! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 7."

"It would be pretty embarrassing if any boys in here had ovaries" - Mr Farqharson.

Chris likes G6...IN GERMAN!!

"Have you ever looked between your legs and seen Jake's head floating there?"

Has anyone else noticed the lack of clouds recently? My theory is that the clouds are conspiring somewhere, deciding how best to destroy humanity.

BEWARE OF THE CLOUDS PEOPLE!!! BEWARE OF THE CLOUDS!!!

Jenny: "Doesn't he look funny? *points to Chris*"
Trent: "No, he looks like Chris."

NESS QUOTE

"Leonardo Di Caprio and Euan McGregor look similiar because one has a mole and one doesn't."

"Platonic? You nuclear bomb people because you like them?!"