Jenny: "Oh, that's sad."
Mum: "Yeah it's the end of an era huh... I wonder how many husbands will turn up to the funeral."
Dad: "It certainly is the end of an era. You know, I'm not looking forward to when whatsername dies."
(Turns out "Whatsername" also occasionally goes by the name of Liza Minelli or Judy Garland's daughter)
Don't forget to put your tittles on.
Voigt: "...What notes?"
Jenny: "...These ones. For Bladerunner.*Shows him five pages of notes*"
Voigt: "Oooh! Right... I don't need them. I made them in my head. Go on! Test me!"
Jenny: "Ok... what's the significance of the love scene?"
Voigt: "...What love scene?"
Mum: "I ran into Jeff Skinner today, do you remember him?"
Jenny: "No... should I?"
Mum: "Oh, Maz took you to his house once when you were a baby and you drank some petrol, anyway he was walking along and..."
Jenny: "WHAT?!"
Mum: "Well, they thought you did. The ambulance men didn't think so. I don't know very much about it, Maz was very vague."*Later*
Jenny: "I can't believe I drank petrol and no one ever mentioned it..."
Dad: "Yeah, that kind of thing can backfire. Backfire. Geddit? Like an engine... and petrol..."
Jenny: "I need study food."
Mum: "What do you need to study?"
Jenny: "Maths...Chem...Bio..."
Mum: "No, what food do you need to study?"
Jenny: "I don't need to study food..."
Mum: "WHAT STUDY FOOD DO YOU NEED?!"
Jenny: "Oooooooh..."
Essential Rule of Life: Always know at least one person who knows how to break into a car. You never know when you'll need your car to be broken into. Trust me, it does happen. It happened tonight...
