Arrrgh. (As in the Pirate Noise.)

Jenny: "I don't duck away from balls. I like to brave things facely."
Chris: "And that there folks, is why you should duck."

Mooy, for some reason, was not wearing pants yesterday. He had a jacket wrapped around his legs and was sitting down with his pants in his hands. Mrs West and Mr D walked past and Mrs West told Mooy to put his shoes on.

I am not a caterpillar killer (Try saying 'Caterpillar Killer" 5 times in a row...I can't even say it twice.)

I asked Mum the duck question...
"Well, once I saw a poor female duck flying for her life over a lake with a whole swarm of male ducks chasing her...hmm, I have no idea, look up 'Reproductive Bird Systems' on Google, but don't look up 'Reproductive birds' certain images may come up..."

Chris quacked. WOW I ACTUALLY SAID THAT RIGHTLY! WOOT! (That too is very hard to say)

Ness and I have a new trick. I count to three and we sit down and stand back up again...WITHOUT HANDS!!

Millie and I were doing cartwheels at the bus stop while Chris and Mooy were behind a corner doing something, people were looking at us like we were odd or something. Especially when we had a race...

MOOY AND MILLIE ARE BOTH REALLY REALLY AWESOME! THEY GAVE ME PIGGY BACK RIDES YESTERDAY AND MOOY GAVE ME ANOTHER ONE TODAY!!!

NESSQUOTE!
Chris: I have a very high pain tolerance level.
Jenny: Hehe Can I test that?
Onlooker: Say no, say no, say no, say no, say no...
Ness: What does 'seno' mean?

Springy

Chris: "Ich bin heiss. Ich bin SEHR heiss." (I am hot. I am VERY hot.)
Jenny to Dean/Trent: "How do you say 'keep thinking that' in German?"
Dean/Trent: *Shrug*
Jenny to Chris: "Keep thinking that in German"

"Can you give a straight answer for anything? *In an undertone* No, of course not...you're gay. Wait...Did I really just say that?" - Chris on Mr Farquharson (whose name I can spell now!!!!!!!!)

Fred is twirled. Seriously.

"We're ALL dodoes equally."

*Dwyer's phone rings* "STUPID!!!" - New PE teacher, taking things seriously. Why do all the PE teachers we've had this year know my cousin? It's got to be a conspiracy. Am I getting coincidence and conspiracy mixed up again?

"I feel like Turning Japanese...I MEAN THE SONG!!"

The Almightiest Sneeze EVER was...snoozed? by Chris, it ECHOED AROUND THE QUAD DUUUUDES (and dudettes...)!!

Jenny STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW DUCKS REPRODUCE!!! :'( Indeed, instead of figuring that out, all the people I've asked recently have instead given me other animals I don't get. Such as, dinosaurs (spikes on back), turtles, snakes, any sort of reptile, any sort of bird. Oh...Ok...she only knows how mammals reproduce. That makes me feel so...terribly selfish.

NESSQUOTES
"I always associated meningococcal with blue cocktails."

"I tried dying an orange purple once."

"It's not that my teeth are yellow...it's my skin that's too white."

"What?! The Mardi Gras is for gay and lesbian people?! I thought it was for African Americans!!"

Orange Moss and Egg Cake

Boom Boom Chucka Chucka BOOM BOOM! Open the door get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur...

HOW THOUGH!?!? DAMN YOU SAXON WITH YOUR INCREDIBLE HEIGHT FOR MAKING ME WONDER ABOUT DINOSAURS AS WELL! SHAAAAAME!!!!

On the backfields after a bomb scare, Amy was playing hangman. She got B O M B / _ H R E A _ but she could NOT get the last word, indeed, Max had to tell her. How many clever cookies here can guess what it was?

Chris didn't enjoy the bomb scare as much as I did. He was tied up (by me...to 4 other peoples shoes, serves him right for wearing laces) and sexually harrassed by Joe.

Shuttle bus. It rhymes with Cuttle Cuss.

Wouldn't it be great if we could control what our sirnames are? For example, I could control the school bell and make it go off when I want. I could also play knock and run without having to run. I'd just annoy people by magically making their doorbells ring. And if they don't have doorbells? Well, what kind of freak doesn't have a doorbell anyway?

An unfortunate drama group playing an unfortunate game:
"Moron and blue"
"It's on TONIGHT"
"BALLS!!!!"
"Queensland and NSW!"
"Times up."
"What was it?"
"STATE OF ORIGIN!!!"
"Oh...what's that?"
The entire class then started yelling at her.

NESSQUOTE OF THE WEEK!!
Well...there isn't one. I've been sick, and she's been sick and there've been teacher strikes and all...but she made me the orange moss and egg cake a few weeks ago. It was mossy and eggy. BUT THERE WEREN'T ANY EGGS!! ARRRRGH!!

You can't just steal clothes!

There was more nudity today at school than any other days put together in my entire school career.

"Wouldn't it be cool if computer's could get STD's?" - "They can. Computers can have sex."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Stick on Flick's BLUE shirt.

There was a cyclone in Burma and thousands of people died...but it's Burma so it's awesome.

"Wouldn't computers get STV's?" - Flick...an hour later.

"I'm turning into a menagerie" - Chris

Chris: She was unconscious with her eyes open
Flick: No I wasn't, I was...what is it when you're not drunk?
Jenny: You mean what you aren't now?

"Ha. That kids best word was faggot. What a poofter. DAMNIT I just said the same thing" - Mooy

"Here have a third hug just to make it even! *hug*" *Turns and walks back to his peoples, suddenly stopping after about 5 metres* "Hey! Jenny! That was three!!"

Flick: Did you just say you were pregnant?"
Jenny: I didn't want anyone to know until I'd told the father!!
Flick: Who's that?"
Jenny: Oh just some sheep you don't know...
Chris: What did Flick do to you?! (Flick is a sheep you see)
Flick: I have higher standards.
Jenny: You're not a sheep! You're a cow!! I, for one, would rather be a sheep than a cow.
Chris: That means you impregnated yourself! If Flick were a sheep she would've raped you, but she's a cow. If you were a sheep you'd've raped yourself, but you're not so you didn't. That leaves Nazza to have raped you....wait, I'm the sheep! Nazza's the kiwi...SHIT! I RAPED YOU!"
Jenny: It wasn't rape, it was consensual. YELLOW DAY! FEEL THE LOVE! *hug*

The bus stop can be described in TEN words:

"It was a great afternoon: stripping, wheelbarrows and worm touching"

Indeed it was Chris...indeed it was...

I just lost the game.

I wonder how many people read the title and groaned. Hehe I'm such a bitch. Yes Chris, I know that's what you just said, in your head or outside your head...somewhere.

Stalkie Von Stalk and his sidekick Stalkie Von Stalker. I don't know why Stalkie Von Stalk has a sidekick...Stalkie Von Stalker gets quite frustrated whenever Stalkie Von Stalk talks about his stalkee.

The word "Stalk" has lost all meaning to me and I'm now not sure if it's spelt right...

"Does your bus go past Lake Macquarie Hospital?" - "Is that the big white building in Gateshead?!" - "Yes!" - "Then no...it doesn't."

Why did that man take the monkeys fruit? Seriously...

"Jenny, this is the second time I've had to stop you talking today.........................................................................shame on you." - Mr "Awesome" Grogan.

"You look like a baby bird waiting for his mother to regurgitate in his mouth." - "Will you be my mother?"

"You wanna take this outside?" - "We are outside" - "Alright...let's take it INSIDE and discuss it maturely like adults"

NESS QUOTE
"Sorry, I was cooking that Italian spaghetti..."

MILLIE!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCORPION?!?!