Chris: "Ich bin heiss. Ich bin SEHR heiss." (I am hot. I am VERY hot.)
Jenny to Dean/Trent: "How do you say 'keep thinking that' in German?"
Dean/Trent: *Shrug*
Jenny to Chris: "Keep thinking that in German"
"Can you give a straight answer for anything? *In an undertone* No, of course not...you're gay. Wait...Did I really just say that?" - Chris on Mr Farquharson (whose name I can spell now!!!!!!!!)
Fred is twirled. Seriously.
"We're ALL dodoes equally."
*Dwyer's phone rings* "STUPID!!!" - New PE teacher, taking things seriously. Why do all the PE teachers we've had this year know my cousin? It's got to be a conspiracy. Am I getting coincidence and conspiracy mixed up again?
"I feel like Turning Japanese...I MEAN THE SONG!!"
The Almightiest Sneeze EVER was...snoozed? by Chris, it ECHOED AROUND THE QUAD DUUUUDES (and dudettes...)!!
Jenny STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW DUCKS REPRODUCE!!! :'( Indeed, instead of figuring that out, all the people I've asked recently have instead given me other animals I don't get. Such as, dinosaurs (spikes on back), turtles, snakes, any sort of reptile, any sort of bird. Oh...Ok...she only knows how mammals reproduce. That makes me feel so...terribly selfish.
NESSQUOTES
"I always associated meningococcal with blue cocktails."
"I tried dying an orange purple once."
"It's not that my teeth are yellow...it's my skin that's too white."
"What?! The Mardi Gras is for gay and lesbian people?! I thought it was for African Americans!!"
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Freddie Mercury NEVER had a moustache. Or else.
2 comments:
Hehe springy...I think i've found my nickname for you.
Chris is pretty hot really. I mean considering how short he is he's quite good really. (Wow I sound a lot like you there, dunno why.)
Who's Fred. Is he a flake who got covered in a coating of chocolate?
THAT WOULD BE PRETTY DAMN AWESOME...
You know, i've never listened to that song while performing the act.
Aah if only Ness read this blog. You'd have a 'OH THAT'S WHAT THE SONG IS ABOUT!!??' quote next time.
Dinosaurs, turtles, "any sort of reptile" reproduce by laying eggs and fertilising them separately.
Seeing The Almighty Sneeze in my head is awesome. If I ever direct a movie or short film I am going to make that vision a reality.
Mr Farquharson? More like Mr Fhqwhgads!
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