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All that I'm hearing from you, is Teal Noise (Black Sound) Teal noise (black sound)...etc.

"On Tuesday, I showed no emotion. *Cracks up*" - Millie

Jenny: "Are you in? Are you coming?"
David: "Two entirely different questions about very much the same thing..."

Jenny: "Ya Mum's penis."
Chris: "My Mum doesn't have a penis. How else would she give birth to 5 children?"
Jenny: "Maybe it was your father."

I SPOKE TO THE GUY WHO NEVER SMILES EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE SMILES OR LAUGHS!!! I MADE HIM SMILE!! In a nervous, "why is this girl talking to me?" kind of way.

Jenny: "How do you think of these things?"
Mrs Raby: "What?"
Jenny: "Dad read the newspaper backwards. As an exercise."
Mrs Raby: "Where does it say backwards?"
Jenny: "Oooooh!"
*Mrs Raby laughs really really hard*

Jenny: "What did I just sit on?"
Chris: "A chair."

Jenny: "I can't remember what we did on Tuesday..."
Random Year 10 Dude standing nearby: "Men. Most likely..."

PENII!

Jenny: "He was hot."
Amanda: "Is he dead?"
Jenny: "Not yet. He's 60 something..."
Amanda: "So, soon."

Penis Truck Lesbian (Dick Van Dyke) is wrong as a penii do not truck lesbians.

Miss Rogers: "If you go to the outback, even in a tiny town you'll find at least 1 Chinese Restaurant"
Jenny: "Is that how we're measuring multiculturalism now? Chinese Restaurants?"

Jenny: "Look! It's a child. Let's eat it!"
Chris: "No. I'm going to learn. Ooh! Look! It's a child. Let's eat it!"

NESS QUOTE

Ness: "I was doing a crossword, and the letters we had were S - - E and the clue was 'Crazy'. So I wrote SANE."
Jenny: "What was the answer?"
Ness: "Nuts."

I'll Tube You!

*Watching Emily laugh extremely hard*
Jenny: "She's like me with the three straws. *goes red and cries with laughter*"

Hugh: "Can you explain it any easier?"
Mrs Raby: "I can stand on my head."
Everyone together: "...what?"

Jenny: "Next year my blue jewellery won't match my shirt!"
Millie: "Yeah. Cum-shirt. I know what that means now!!"

"Hit him with the crutch!" - Mark

Cock of steel, it is the sex.

*Watching Flick play with a popped balloon*
Jenny: "It looks like a condom."
Amanda: *Turns around and glares* "Let's keep this G-rated please."

Jenny: "He's dead now. He was alive, but now he's dead..."
Class: "No shit!"

Mr Farqharson: "Write an appropriate name for the graph..."
Chris: "So, 'Ratio of Arses to Cocks' is out of the question?"

Jenny: "I'll make a video of 'Every Breath You Take'. I'll sit in the bushes filming [Schtalkie Von Schtalk]."
Emily: *Rolls around in laughter for a while* "I can see her doing that..."

Chris: "Penis doesn't sound like gun!"
Jenny: "It does if you call it a gun!"

NESS QUOTE!!

"It's your fault I made myself eat my hair."

Shall I prepare the gladwrap?

Emily: "You've ruined it Jenny."
Jenny: "What?! Not our budding love..."
Emily: "Yes. You've ripped it into halves."
Jenny: "HALVES?! Ah, as long as it isn't quarters..."
Emily: "Yes. Quarters."
Jenny: "NOT THIRDS?! of quarters..."
Emily: "MANY!! YOU'VE TORN IT INTO MANY!!'
Jenny: "Woe! Our fractured fractioned love..."

*Whilst cutting cheese in PDM for the teacher's morning tea*
Jenny: "Ha...ha...I should make a -cheesy- joke."
*Emily and Sophie...die inside.*

Emily: "You need to see the new song I have on my Ipod!"
*Jenny tries to look at screen*
Emily: "NO! You have to listen!!!"

Jenny: "Woah...all the pairs of people onstage today consist of a black person and a fair-haired person..."
*Pause*
Caity: "OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!"

A Purple Puff was given birth to today...three times. First to Jenny, secondly to Caity and lastly to Dean. They were all immaculate conceptions. OOOOOH!! SOMEONE GOT OWNED!!

Isn't it nice that the second Purple Puff shares his Uncle's birthday? HIPPY BATHDAY SAMMY!!

Amanda: "Jenny. I'm disappointed in you. Not only did you steal a four year old's joke...but now you've stolen Mr. Grogan's pen. *shakes head*"

Here's the 4 year old's joke from above:

What's green and says "I'm a frog"? A TALKING FROG!!

*Watching people sitting on a bus*
Jenny: "He WAS giving you the finger...now that chick's sucking on it..."
Amy: "What? WHAT?!"
Chris: "The bus!"
Amy: "WHAT?!?!?!"
*Everyone hits their head, and then Amy's head*

VIEWER VOTE!! Who thinks that Amy should be the new Ness? 'Coz I haven't got many NessQuotes recently... Lemme know via the comment button.

Chris: "It's boring and awkward over here."
Jenny: "Why's that?"
Chris: "Because there isn't any conversation."
Jenny: "We're conversing right now!!!"

Chris: "I will intimidate someone some day."
Jenny: "Yeah. If you use a knife. *Jenny then cracks up picturing Chris intimidating someone with a knife*"

And now that you have that image of Chris intimidating someone with a knife, you're laughing too. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!

Thank you for reading. Please kick [Emily]. (Emily, please don't kill me. The world would be a sadder place...)

All-Tickled Out.

Emma stepped up to the wickets, ready to bat. The ball came towards her, she took an almighty swing and the BALL WENT FLYING! She threw the bat behind her and ran safely to first base. She turned around to see Jenny clutching her head in pain...she'd been hit over the head with the cricket bat.

I'm afraid that I've forced some people to develop a somewhat...unnecessary habit. The word "hard" has been almost completely dropped from Will's vocabulary (he corrects himself with 'difficult'). Not to mention, a conversation I had with Chris...(which I'll mention anyway)
Chris: "What are you doing with my pen? GAH! I didn't mean that!! ...Why did you borrow my biro?"
He got fairly agitated by me doing...absolutely nothing.

Emma and David had a fight at lunch today. Well, actually...they never got down to it. I asked whose side I should be on and they started coming up with reasons for me to be on their side. There were so many reasons...
Emma: "He's mean!"
Jenny: "Yeah, you're mean."
David: "Exactly. I'm mean."
Jenny: "He has a point."
That there, is a prime example.

Jenny: "Where's your pen?"
Toyboy: "Pen is in here. Ha...that'd look funny written down, without the space between 'Pen' and 'is' "

Jenny: "As long as I know who is doing what...then by all means go ahead."
Chris: "Famous Last Words..."

Amy: "My souls have hocks in them."
Jenny: "What?"
Amy: "What?"
Ness: "Haha, Amy's socks have holes in them!"
Amy: "I just said that!"
*Jenny shakes head bewilderedly*

Toyboy: "Yes. My nipples aren't circumsized."

MIKEY!!: "I feel like playing cards."
Jenny: "You don't look like playing cards!"
*Everyone shakes head at the bad joke being used again on 'The Mou'. "Go to hell Jenny!!" they all think to themselves. I'm right, aren't I?*

"I owe someone a good ball in the nuts. Please don't quote that out of context." - Cole

Mr. Grogan: "So who are the Directors in this group?"
Chris: "Those two. *Points to Mark and Jenny*
Mark: "Ya Mum's ugly."
Jenny: "Ya Mum's FACE is ugly"
Mark: "Ya Mum's PENIS is ugly"
Jenny: "That's a good one...I'll remember that. Ya Mum's Mum is UGLY"
Mr Grogan: "*Shakes head* You're stuffed."

Chris is like my brother from another Mother...and Father. So...really he's not my brother at all. BUT HE'S STILL PRETTY DAMN AWESOME!!! More awesome than my brother...hmm. That's ironic.

Knee Height to a Grasshopper

*After Mum did Jenny's hair up*
Mum: "Ooh, you look cute."
Jenny: "...I'm not cute. I'm hardcore!!"
Mum: "Alright...cutecore."

Jenny: "Oh, is that really so wrong?"
Mrs Raby: "Yes."

"My nipples don't exist!!" - MIKEY!!

Mum: "I always get Dad's number mixed up with the Doctor's"
Dad: "Yeah, the doctor's really intruiged as to why she keeps giving him Father's Day presents."

Jenny *After reading about The Addam's Family*: "Isn't that cool?!?! A child star who didn't grow up weird!!"
Mum: "Uncle Fester isn't weird?!?! Sweetie, I think we should have a talk..."

AIDS; Fun for the whole family.

Jenny: "Have you ever made out with a girl whose hair is longer than yours?"
Toyboy: "No..."
Jenny: "What does that tell you?"

NESS QUOTE!!!! (finally)

"Apple seeds! From an apple! Who would've thought?!"

Spot, the Tiger

Jenny: "We're going to watch a fetus in a womb..."
Chris: "Ha...ha, A womb with a view."

Mr Grogan: "What are you doing?"
Flick: "Sheep!"

Hiroko: "Can I go to the toilet to do a wee please?"
Mr Farqharson: "I would've understood if you'd said Number 1."
Hiroko: "Fine, I'll have a baby."
Mr Farqharson: "That's a number five."

*Writing my address on her hand*
Jenny: "No, you spelt it wrong. It's D-A, not D-L"
Flick: "Oops! *Reaches for whiteout*

Jenny: "Should I have a baby when I'm older?"
*People sitting in front turn around and stare*

"For the next few years, this baby will be fully dependant on it's parents..."
*Jenny pretends to hold a baby out in front of her*
Jenny: "Hmm, You know, I'm pretty sick of you. Go fend for yourself."
Chris: "...yeah. I don't think you should have children."

*Talking about what we're doing in our English assignment"
Alice: "We're going to be stuck in a lift...but the stories weren't going anywhere."
Mr Grogan: "Ha, that was a good one."
Alice: "What?"

Mum: "You're sick! It's raining! Don't go out!"
Dougy: "I'll be right. It's not raining thaaat heavily."
*Exit Dougy*
Mum: "Well, he's more related to you than me."
*Jenny's mouth hangs open*

Miss Rogers: "Just pop down anywhere, we won't be here long."
Flick: "Oooh! Good, I'll sit on the floor."
Jenny: "You'd get out of your seat just to do that?"
Miss Rogers *laughs*: "I like your logical sitting, Jenny."

Jenny: "So...you're 21, and your children range from the ages 21-32..."
Mr Grogan: "That's right. I have grandchildren too. Do you want to know how old they are?"
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Mr Grogan: "The oldest one is 38."
*Chris' head explodes*

Mr Perkins: "Is that girl there Tory? *Directs at Flick*"
Jenny: "No, you were close though. The girl called Tory is sitting just there."

Josie *getting on bus*: "Bye Jenny!"
Jenny: "Bye!"
Chris: "Bye Jen."
Jenny *looks around*: "I'm not going anywhere..."

This was not the first time Chris has incorrectly farewelled someone...

*Mikey rode off on a bicycle. An old man rode back from the other direction..."
Toyboy: "DID YOU GET LIPO MIKEY?!?!
Chris: *Waves* Bye again Mikey."

Ms. Johnson: "If you're a boy who's interested in netball, please join up for next year. Our team this year are all very tall...so you've got big shoes to fill.
Jenny: "Ahahahahahahaha"
Emily: "What?"
Jenny: "Big shoes big...*meaningful glance*"
Emily: "What?"
Jenny: "Actually...I don't know how it ends."

Green chalk is EVIL.

What Jenny overheard in Circus skills...
"Your girlfriend is being a plank."
"Ha, ha...it rhymes with skank."

Teacher: "There are more children per family in Rural Communities. Why would that be?"
*Many people snigger childish*
Georgia: "Because there's nothing else to do?"

Jenny: "I can oogle and talk!"
Chris: "You talk about oogling!"
Jenny: "I do not!"
Chris: "You do so!"
Jenny: "I do not!"
Chris: "You're doing it right now!"
Jenny: "I'm not talking about it."
Chris: "...GAAAH!!!"

On the twelfth day of Maths Class my true love gave to me...
A sheep in a custard pie.
Two speckled geese.
Three school shirts
Four pink elephants
Five Highlighters
Six Chris'
Seven Polka Dots
Eight Blades of Grass
Nine Leafy Things
Ten Cement Bricks
Eleven Unicycles
Twelve Troll-wizards.

Jenny: "I don't talk to Chris on MSN, it's a waste of finger energy."
*Flick collapses in laughter.*

I spent the teachers strike with a root on my leg. It was named 'The Magical Turnip of Ever-Lasting Cat Whiskers". GREEN CHALK put it there. It also put "I have levitating Chesticles" on Nina's skirt, "Sandwich (Eat Me) *arrow pointing to fly*" on Toyboy and "I have a world-crushingly big penis" on Will.

2nd of September is henceforth "Annual Groping Day"