Green chalk is EVIL.

What Jenny overheard in Circus skills...
"Your girlfriend is being a plank."
"Ha, ha...it rhymes with skank."

Teacher: "There are more children per family in Rural Communities. Why would that be?"
*Many people snigger childish*
Georgia: "Because there's nothing else to do?"

Jenny: "I can oogle and talk!"
Chris: "You talk about oogling!"
Jenny: "I do not!"
Chris: "You do so!"
Jenny: "I do not!"
Chris: "You're doing it right now!"
Jenny: "I'm not talking about it."
Chris: "...GAAAH!!!"

On the twelfth day of Maths Class my true love gave to me...
A sheep in a custard pie.
Two speckled geese.
Three school shirts
Four pink elephants
Five Highlighters
Six Chris'
Seven Polka Dots
Eight Blades of Grass
Nine Leafy Things
Ten Cement Bricks
Eleven Unicycles
Twelve Troll-wizards.

Jenny: "I don't talk to Chris on MSN, it's a waste of finger energy."
*Flick collapses in laughter.*

I spent the teachers strike with a root on my leg. It was named 'The Magical Turnip of Ever-Lasting Cat Whiskers". GREEN CHALK put it there. It also put "I have levitating Chesticles" on Nina's skirt, "Sandwich (Eat Me) *arrow pointing to fly*" on Toyboy and "I have a world-crushingly big penis" on Will.

2nd of September is henceforth "Annual Groping Day"