Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Easy Motto

I can make people want to kill me then themselves. Wanna see how?
What do you call a really sweet person from Cuba?
A SUGAR-CUBAN!!

*Throwing insults at one another*
Cole: "Boobs" *points*
Jenn: "Penis"
Cole: "Nah-ah."

Trent: "What are you looking for, Chris?"
Jenny: "His virginity."

Jenny: "You're so gay!! I LOVE YOU!!"
Chris: "...That's a sentence you don't hear everyday."
Jenny: "Really? I seem to say it a lot..."

"Are you circumsized?"
Tory: "Yeah, it's all natural."

An example of Mrs. Bro's German Speaking Skills:
Studenten ein neuf, neufty-neuf.
Starten anywheren
but at enden
Given me answeren.
Worken Togetheren!!

MIKEY!!: "We were watching you in Physics...you were hugging trees."
Jenny: "...No we weren't."
MIKEY!!: "You mean, there were no trees involved?"
Jenny: "No..."
MIKEY!!: "THERE WERE NO TREES INVOLVED?!?!?!"
Jenny: "No..."
MIKEY!!: "Oh, ok."

Jenny: "Mr Grogan!! What are you wearing?!"
Mr Grogan: "A jacket."
Jenny: "But...but...you look presentable. You can't change your usual attire without giving us some sort of warning!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol jenny. very funny.

xx

Anonymous said...

Chris sure did lose his virginity. I know that for sure... Why are you all looking at me like that?