Loser Panda

Jenny: "Old people think LOL means Lot's Of Love"
Emily: "Yeah, my Dad used to go "Bye Emily. LOL."

Mum: "So, did you have a nice birthday?"
Jenny: "Yeah!! And no pets died!!"
Mum: "Well, it's not over yet...and the cat has been annoying me a lot..."

Emily: "Jenny, why don't you like cake?"
Jenny: "It's a long story..."
Chris: "We've got time."
Jenny: "Ah. Well, I just don't like it."
Emily: "I'd love to hear her short stories!"


Mrs Raby: "So are you two partners?"
Jenny: "Sorry Millie...you're not my type."

*Performing Drama Thingy*
Mr. Grogan: "No, Jenny. Say it like this "Do you...get food orgasms?"
Jenny: *laughs* "Sorry...I'm not used to hearing teachers say that..."
Mr Grogan: "What? You think we've never heard of them?"

*Ness and Emily lying on the floor*
Emily: "It's so much more fun down here."

ADVICE FROM 'GREAT' AUNT LUCY!

"I'm going to give you some condoms. You never know when you need them."

"The biggest number of people I've kissed at one party is 7. Boys and girls in the mix. Good fun."

"You know what'll really come in handy when your older, learning how to give people your phone number whilst drunk."

NESSQUOTE

"*Thump, thump*"