The Crazy Redhead Ran Head-First into a Tree

On this date, 17 years ago, Freddie Mercury drew his last breath. To comemorate this event Jenny went to school with black earrings, black eye-make up (she usually wears none), a black undershirt and a black ribbon around her neck.

When she walked into German...
Mrs Raby: "Get over it. He's dead. He's a pile of ashes by now."
Millie: "Jenny... are you ok? Are you actually crying?"
When Mrs Raby was marking the roll she encouraged students to wave to her.

Jenny: "I'm not waving to Frau Raby. Not now. *Glares*"
Millie: "You get lollies."
Jenny: "Oh! I'll wave now."
Mrs Raby: "Nope. Too late."

After a while, Mrs Raby decided to try and make Jenny feel slightly better.

"Can you do exercise F? For Freddie Mercury."

Yes. Giving us WORK will make Jenny feel oh so much better. (Shut up Millie/Chris/Anyone else in my German Class).

Mrs Raby: "I saw Queen when they were in Botswana."
Jenny: "What were you doing in Botswana?!"
Mrs Raby: "I used to live there."
Jenny: "Are there any continents you haven't lived on?"
Mrs Raby: "America."
Millie: "Not even Mrs Raby would touch that."

Hugh: "The school is out and the students go to the ice dealer."
Mrs Raby: "Yep. Next translation... wait. What'd you say?"

"A ball is a circular square." - The Wiseness of Mrs Raby.

Mrs Raby: "Where's Geordie?"
Jenny: "Mr Harrison dropped him on his head."
Saxon: "They took him to hospital then Geordie's Dad picked him up."
Max: "How do you know?"
Saxon: "Mr Harrison's back."
Jenny: "Wait, Mr Harrison went to the hospital with him?! How do you explain that? 'Ah yes. This child was...ah...accidentally dropped on his head somehow. Can you fix it or replace it with a similar looking one so the parents don't notice?' "

"I am a lot like a pokemon, aren't I?" - Jenny

Mrs Raby: "If you do your homework now, you won't have to do it when you get home."
Jenny: "I did F before you told us to. I'm ahead of you all. Ha!"
Mrs Raby: "Have you done next years book yet?"
Jenny: "Ah...well...um...ye...no."
Mrs Raby: "I'm sending a SIP home."

*A Year 7 kid peeks into our classroom.*
Jenny *Creepily*: "Hello Child."
Emily: "Ignore her, she's emo."
Jenny: "No I'm not. I'm just very hungry"
*Jenny heads towards the door. The kid slams the door shut and locks it.*

My father and I were watching a duck swimming along. We called to the duck and it got out of the water and wagged its tail at us before it got back in the water and swam away. It headed towards a little bridge.

My father called out "Duck".

This gave way to a new phrase. When someone makes a really bad joke, they are said to have "said duck to the duck."

Example:

Jenny: "Are you going to have nightmares about triangles tonight?"
Mrs Raby: "I'll try not to."
Millie: "Ha, ha... Try, tri..."
Jenny: "Eurgh. Duck to the duck."