Chris: "I was almost hit by a pen! My life flashed before my eyes!"
Jenny: "It's not the first time you've been hit by a pen. Ooooh!"
Chris: "That was below the belt."
Jenny: "It's not the first time you've been hit by a pen. Ooooh!"
Chris: "That was below the belt."
Jenny: "I don't have sex dreams."
Flick: "You're weird."
Fruitbats!!
Year 7 HSPA Chick: "We were watching a video of Queen today, there were lots of girls riding a motocycle wearing barely nothing. I bet all the boys in my class had boners."Jenny: "But, you're in year 7! They'd all be so small. WAIT! NO! I DIDN'T IT MEAN LIKE THAT!!"
Three cheers for Chlamydia!
More Jenny on Dwyer religion talk! (You heard me.)
Jenny: "But you're religion makes you against homosexuals."
Dwyer: "I'm not against them, I just don't agree with them."
Trent: "That makes all the difference."
"He's so cute I just want to kill him." - Jenny about Ryan, the brand new year 7 SRC person.
Amanda: "I can't breathe through my nose."
Jenny: "Hahahahahaha, sorry... that sounds like I'm trying to get you to kill yourself..."
"It's a tissue, not a friggin' blanket!" - Dwyer after witnessing Jenny very carefully folding a tissue.
Mum: "Didn't you have a fringe?"
*Watching a video in History*
Mr Perkins: "Blah, blah, blah..."
Jenny: "Shhh! Oh! I'm sorry! That was automatic!"
Mr Perkins: "I understand. *Pats Jenny on the head*"
This is one of those random stories where you write a line and leave a word o
n the next line and someone else writes a line without seeing the previous full line. Normal font is what I wrote, Italics is what Millie wrote and Bold is what Emily wrote. Spelling mistakes included!
Mr Perkins: "Blah, blah, blah..."
Jenny: "Shhh! Oh! I'm sorry! That was automatic!"
Mr Perkins: "I understand. *Pats Jenny on the head*"
This is one of those random stories where you write a line and leave a word o
n the next line and someone else writes a line without seeing the previous full line. Normal font is what I wrote, Italics is what Millie wrote and Bold is what Emily wrote. Spelling mistakes included!
Millie entered into the magic garden and found a beatiful is a great word ... it can many things. Any way, on with the story... "Oooooh" cried the magical elves. Blueberry the muffin shouted "RABIES!!" is the disease they told us Jenny had. We all sobbed hystericly. Yeah, I think everyones been there ... or at least I have. No money to save Jenny. Poor Jenny. Lest we forget.
3 comments:
I object to the blatent lack of toyboy's rugged good looks in the recent posts... you have been very naughty jenny, no rape for you this christmas. Millie's inclusion makes up for the lack of beautiful people in the post though, as does Dwyer D. Dwyer's. HO-HO-HO!!!
Ok. so i cant spell. Shoot me.
I wasnt in school so it doesn't matter.
Anyyway. What was with the tissue.... and you didnt mention the cheerin for amanda and the stares or the 'round' of applause.... *insert smiley with fangs here* Hehe.
Yeah, I wasn't mentioned in that context!!
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