Another Night At Mercury's

THE DRAMA PERFORMANCE IS OVER!! ...It'll never be performed again. ='(
Most of the lines in the play will be forgotten by the end of the year...some of the lines were never learnt. Some people didn't know their own character names. It was gruelling, tough work but it was worth it just to hear one little line:

Daisy (Jenny's Character): "You sorted out your problems like grown men! I'm impressed... and surprised."
JOHN. Not Dave. JOHN!! (Jacob's Character): "Let's hope you're not the only chick impressed and surprised tonight."

Yes... that was the best line in the performance (in Jenny's opinion)...what does it say about the rest of it?

"You're not insane...just crazy." - Thanks Amanda. That makes it all so much better.

Laura (Year 10 bus friend): "Now, I don't want you to feel like I'm pressuring you into having sex with your boyfriend."
*Jenny laughs so hard she hits her head on the buspole thingy with the button on it*

What Mrs Scollay Wrote On The Board: "2^3 x 2^2 = 4^5. What has Sally done wrong? Answer, She is a woman."

Trent: "Haha, you're a diligent student."

Siobhan to me: "What are you doing in here? You're not in our class. Wait...yes you are."
Josie: "This is English. You're not in our class.

"I feel like I'm having a baby from my Abdomen" - Laura (Year 10 bus friend)

Someone I've forgotten: "You know what's really cool? Putting petrol on a guitar, lighting it on fire and playing it with your teeth."
Jenny: "JIMI!!"
Amy: "...who?"
Jenny: "Jimi Hendrix."
Amy: "WHERE?!"

Jenny: "If you put white board marker over the other stuff it'll come off easier."
Mrs. Raby: "You've researched this haven't you?"

Ah, the passions that are aroused *slaps any hands held out* in 'The Mou'... the anger, the hilarity, the pain, the non-existant moustache, the AIDS, the Freddie "Most Awesome Creature to Ever Exist And I really Wish He was Alive and not OLD" Mercury, the envy, the EDGAR!! ...

"Envy?" I hear you ask, (that's right, my hearing's so good I can read your minds BEFORE THE THOUGHT HAS EVEN GOT THERE!)" Envy." I reply.

"What would I be envious about?" you ask again (Even though you haven't asked it yet). The fact that EMILY'S GETTING A TOUCH IPOD FOR CHRISTMAS!!! Thaaaaat's right. A touchpod. *slaps more hands*