Sky Rockets In Flight

Jenny: "Yeah yeah...I can walk home from Gateshead."
Emily: "We're in Dudley."

Jenny: "...fuck."

Flick celebrated her birthday during the holidays. She even had a party! She just didn't tell us where the party was...so we assumed it was at her house. We were alone there, patting her cats, for half an hour before we were rescued.

Someone, can't remember who: "You like French Stuff."

Jenny: "Did you just call me a slut?"

We had been discussing in Geography how apparently the size of someone's foot is the size of their penis. (For boys obviously).

Later on...

Dwyer: "How big is your foot?"

Will: "Big enough to cause great pain in your arse."

We were all fairly amused.

I gave Chris a book for his birthday, a really wonderful one that I would love. So, after I'd given it to him I said I'd like it back.

The first day back at school, he'd packed the book to give back to me because he wasn't entirely sure whether I was joking or not.

"Ostenatos? Isn't that like a kind of vegetable?" - Someone during a MUSIC CLASS!!!

Jenny: "I realised that if I get to go to my cousins' wedding next year I'll have been to Four Funerals and A Wedding. Totally unrelated, our shoes are the same!!"
Josie: "OOH! If they all get married then there'd be four weddings."

Jenny: "Wouldn't that be bigamy?"

Josie: "Shoes have different laws to us."

Unrelated to what usually goes on 'The Mou' but something I'm really proud of... I GOT TWO OUTSTANDING'S FOR MY ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT!!!

Back to 'The Mou' with,

NESS STUFF!!

Jenny: "I'd like to suck a mousse one day. Through a straw!"

*Ness cracks up*
Jenny: "What?"

Ness: "I was thinking something else for mousse."

*Jenny starts banging her head against the wall.*

Jenny: "Wait, what were you thinking? Hair mousse?"

Ness: "The animal, moose."
*Everyone pictures meese being sucked up through a straw*
After a while, this conversation turned to beastiality. Enough said.