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Amy: "I have kittens!!!"
Jenny: "But you don't have a cat!!!"

Do you have a body in your bag?

Reason No#571 Why Jenny Shouldn't Join The Army:

At Zone Empire, she ran into Rhiannon's gun. This action left a bruise (albeit tiny) on Jenny's nose.

Flick: "Ha! Mrs. Scollay got 3 and 5 mixed up."
Jenny: "Og! It's Graham Chapman back from the dead to teach us MATHS!!"

"You're missing out on a world of congruency!" - Mrs. Scollay.

Jenny: "I do up girls buttons and do boys buttons...unup...?"
Brittany: "Down dear."
Jenny: "Just because you're experienced enough to know the proper terminology..."

"Your ruler happened!!" - Chris, trying hard to get into The Mou.

Mrs Raby to Sam - "Put a dictionary in your manbag."

Stick: "You could rape them."
Jenny: "Why would he want to rape them?"
Stick: "Why wouldn't he?"
Jenny: "Because they're ugly."
Stick: "...You're more frank than me!!"

"If you're going to get Tattoos, get real ones!!" - Mr Farquharson telling Chris off for letting Amy and Flick draw on him.

"You have to put your name on your popper or someone will take your popper." - Mrs Raby.

"I have multiple virginities." - MIKEY!!

Jenny: "The Moustache was the cause of the AIDS!! It jumped upon Freddie's face and said "Haha, You've got AIDS." then it stayed there. He only realised it was the moustache's fault...when it was too late."
Zooty: "Did the Moustache bring the gayness too?"
Jenny: "...*glare*"

"I'm not fat! I throw up every morning to make sure I don't get that way."

Jenny: "Oh when the Saints, come marching in..."
Chris: "Isn't it go?"
Jenny: "Grr! You mucked up the song! I kept getting come and go mixed up."
*Stick turns around and stares at us*

"Dean has Jesus hair, but Trent has BRIAN MAY!! hair." (Brian May was the guitarist for Queen.)

Emily/Millie: "Did we scare you?"

Jenny: "Yes. I was so afraid I couldn't breath through my mouth."
Sophie: "So...you breathed through your nose?"

Jenny: "Look! It's Sam! ...Haha! Made you look."
Millie: "But...it IS Sam."
Jenny: "I still made you look."

Jenny: "Trust me, he doesn't need help in THAT area. Hehe, am I giving you images?"

Amy: "ARGH! IMAGES!!"

Jenny: "Hehehe. *sings* Lollipop lollipop, oooh lolli-lolli-lolli. LOLLIPOP!"

"When you're with Jenny, you don't need a drug." - The wiseness of Amy.

Zooty: "Your Dad's gay?"

Amy: "Her Dad listens to The Spice Girls."
Jenny (Quietly): "...Don't normal Dad's do that?"
Zooty: "But...you're here."
Jenny: "Ricky Martin had kids you know. IT PROVES NOTHING!!"

NESS JOKE!

What's the difference between a beetroot and an egg?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a good root.