Bad Trees

EMILY IS IN THIS POST!!!!!!!

Here it is folks. My 50th post. I tried to get quotes from everyone who has made The Mou great over time. One notable exception. See if you can spot it.

"Sudeep, don't just sit there like fungus on a log" - Mr Farquharson.

Chris: "Mr. Grogan has Troll Magic."
*Mr. Grogan comes round the corner*
Everyone: "Wooooah!!"

My brother bit the cats tail and a newspaper attacked him.

Jenny: "Aww, I don't have a breast pocket today."
Chris: "Don't look at me!"
Jenny: "You'd be a lovely breast pocket. *pats consolingly"

Chris: "*Nods head thankfully* ...wait. What?"

"The thing is...our Friday lessons, are you happy?" - Mr. Grogan.

Dad: "Iceland's gone bankrupt. It's assets have been frozen."
Jenny: "If their currency was ice, and they ran out of it, would they rename their country Land?"

"I just figured out Y isn't a number." - Flick

Jenny: "Did you know Mooey?"

Onlooker: "Mooey's a force of nature. Like gravity. You don't know gravity but you know OF gravity."
Jenny: "But Mooey's real!!"

*Jenny and Georgia laughing at each other for making faces across the classroom*
Mr Perkins: "What? Is my fly undone?"

Brittany: "Why are you sad?"

Jenny: "Because it's Friday and I have to go two days without you."
Brittany: "Aww yeah. I can't imagine going two days without me."

"Hahaha, I just made a class of 15 year olds run around with a witches hat on their heads, holding a leaf out in front of them." - Mr Bogdanovs.

"If you think your mother's cruel, think of Mother Nature. She sends sharks to bite you." - Dad.

A Section for Mrs Raby

"I drew on Mrs Milton's Smartboard with a pen. *Stops writing on the board she's writing on now.* Oopsy dais...is this a normal board?"

"Sometimes I can't find examples of what I'm talking about. It just blows it out of the water. There you go, I can't find it."

"You can't say "gebefellen" because it's just too lumpy."