Oh Biscuit, We barely knew thee.

*Jenny attempts to strangle Chris shortly after he kept insinuating she was a slut*

Chris: "That's my throat. I use it for breathing and such."
*Jenny looks at him*

Chris: "Why? What do you use yours for?"

"Doing things naked is great. It makes everything so much more exciting." - Onlooker.

Mr Sajko: "What was another country at war with The Allies in WW1? C'mon! Americans eat it at Thanksgiving..."
Flick: "Steak!!"

*Sam rattles off in German whilst Mrs Raby writes it up*
Mrs Raby: "What?! You slept with your sister?!"

Jenny: "How about that weather?"
Rhiannon: "The rain is very wet."
Jenny: "Yes, I've only seen it wet once before in my time and that was in a pool."
Rhiannon: "Was it an indoor or outdoor pool?"

Amy: "Biscuit was a really good friend. I wish I had had the chance to eat him."

Jenny: "Don't you mean 'meet'?"
Amy: "...no."

"You don't brush with a sweep do you?" - Mrs Raby

Rhiannon and I stole Emily's soul (folder) today. She open window and was attempting to throw my bag out of it. The window fell down and smashed.

She had to go see Mr Kelty and we felt really bad...so, we made up a song and dance for her!

The Emily Apology Song!! All together now!
OOOOH, Emily Emily Emily, we're really really sorry.

We wish you would forgive us and then we'll all be jolly!! *Gives pretty flower to*

WE LOVE YOU EMY!!

NESSQUOTE!

"Woah! I just sneezed Apple out of my nose."

A little later...

"I just realised why my nose still feels funny. I STILL HAVE APPLE UP MY NOSE!!"