"Trans-gender operation...we all want one." - Mr Grogan
Is there anything more awesome than a MIKIE!! Jenny and Toyboy sandwich? (Yes I know there is. A Jenny, Jenny and Jenny sandwich would indeed be more awesome)
"A strawberry lamington is like red licquorice. It's just not licquorice!" - Hugh
Amy: "You've got to TAKE IT BY THE BALLS" *Makes hand gesture of grabbing -something-*
Jenny: "The chance or him?"
Amy: "BOTH!!!"
Jenny: "So where is everyone?"
Mum: "Your Father's upstairs and Jennifer's in bed...I don't know why I said that. Douglas is at work."
Jenny: "It's not fair. Everyone wants to rape Chris. No one wants to rape me..."
MIKEY!!: "That's just because he has a face that's just screaming 'Please rape me'"
Good news everyone! HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOAT AFTER ALL!! Yay.
"I've done more thrusting today than I usually do in a month." - Jenny, whilst at Amy's house. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN.
Please, give generously to those who drink Macdonald's Sprite and then go insane and start waltzing and can-can-ing to ACDC.
WOOT FREE HANDOUTS!!
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Yes yes, more thrusting. The even more suss comment was i was catching the train with strangers, and i did more thusting than in a month. Or however it went.
And why this sudden urge to be raped more than chris i wonder??
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