Train stations don't have doors.

DUCKS DO HAVE SEX!! THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!! I EVEN KNOW WHERE THE DUCKS PENIS IS KEPT!!

Why didn't I ask a Science teacher earlier?

Laura: "I'm OCD. I'm having hallucinations about my obsessions."
Jenny: "That just means you're obsessed...wait, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...riiiight."

"I broke my glasses after walking into a No Stopping sign." - Elyse.

Jenny: "I thought Helen was nice!"
Nina: "She is nice. Just in a very violent way."

"I'd hug your legs but they're hairy." - Amy, on hugging Chris' legs.

Jenny: "Dwyer! You're a prick."
Mr Farqharson: "We don't use words like that in Science!"
Jenny: "Alright. You're a penis then!"
Mr Farqharson: "That's fine."

"I really need to stop hanging out with you people. I end up getting ridden and fagging people!" - Toyboy.

Mrs Raby: "To get cheap travel insurance you could go somewhere..."
Some kid: "Fiji!!"

Jenny: "No more graphs on the white board or feel Mrs Raby's WRATH!"
Sam (Duncan, not Chris): "Did you say rack?"

Jenny: "You rang my Mother up while she was teaching a class."
Mrs Raby: "She shouldn't have had her phone on. If you turn it on, it's going to ring."
Jenny: "Not for my Mum."

"Do you want to make a baby without making a baby?" - Trent, with the best pick up line ever.

Mr Farqharson: "Chris isn't as innocent as you may think. He DOES sit next to Jenny all the time."
Jenny: "I resent that!!"
Mr Farqharson: "Did you say you resemble that?"

"I don't want a baby coming out of my fucking vaginas!" - Dean, refusing to be pregnant for our history thing.

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"Not kidding. When I was younger I had a dream that my Dad was having surgery to take a plank of wood out of his stomach. It turns out it was just a real life Vasectomy."

"Who keeps diamonds inside goats?"