"DON'T JUST SIT THERE LIKE A BUNCH OF MUSHROOMS!! I've seen sparkier people in Night of the Living Dead" - Mr Farqharson, the only man to own an entire class.
Chris stole all my own personal quotes, so be sure to check his bloggy thingy outty, www.pmgtehsledgehammer.blogspot.com (Then you'll see how lucky you are to read THE MOU!! WOOT JENNY'S BLOGGY THINGY!!!)
I killed Death Metal.
Bianca: "Have you had bumsex?"
Jenny: "...Not that I'm aware of."
Jenny: "...Not that I'm aware of."
Bianca: "Are you sure?"
Jenny: "I would hope so. What do you know that I don't?"
Bianca: "Nothing. I was just asking."
There was a bird in my house this afternoon, only Mum, the cat and I were home. Guess who is the only one who's not afraid of birds? If you said the cat...you were wrong. (It was me).
Mr Perkins: "Osama Bin Ladin was the democratic candidate..."
Student: "...Don't you mean Barack Obama?"
Mr Perkins: "Oooooh! *Turns red and buries himself in his knees.* Slip of the tongue!!"
NESS QUOTE ... WITH A TWIST!!
Emily: "Big bird. Half Emu, half Canary and one Duck."
Ness: "...That makes 1 and a half."
4 comments:
lol Jenny. that was quite funny. can't ebelieve chris stole some though. what shall we ever do with him?
Simple, we shall steal into his room whilst he is in the land of Dream (doing unspeakable things to Trent and Dean and whoever else wants some from Chris). There we shall stab him, then wrap him in the skin of a stuffed toy animal, and throw him off a cliff.
Sound like a plan? It does! Sound like a good plan? ...well. That's up for debate.
Haha. I shall helps with the plan. Im quite good at getting caught... i mean not getting caught. Oh Well.
Tills tomozzy! xoxo
Ps. Woot me!! DO you think Ernie and Bert from SS are gay?
Cool update bro. :V
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