Reproducing Balloons

Jenny: "Derek. He's awesome!"
Flick: "Yeah. Let's call him DD for short" (DD as in the sound D not the actually letter D. So it's not deedee, it's dd.)
Jenny: "...how would you spell that?"
Flick: "Doubly...doubly doo."

NEW THEORIES ON DUCK MATING!!

Flick: "Do they lay eggs?"
Jenny: "Hmm...maybe. But would they have to get laid before they lay eggs?"

Have you heard the joke about the peanut butter? No? Oh well...it must'nt've spread yet.

Jenny: "I'm talking to an inanimate object."
Flick: "Maybe it's animate."
Jenny: "Maybe it's animated."
Flick: "So it's an animated animate object."
Jenny: "It's a cartoon!!"
Flick: "Well it does have hair."
Jenny: "...you have hair. WOAH! You're a cartoon!"

"Don't make me duck slap you!! ha...it sounds like Turkey Slap."

*To the tune of Schnappy*

D D Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek. D D Derek, Derek, Derek Duck.

Flick: "Question 5 is 80. Just like me. It longs to be close to you."

THE BUMP CONVO!

How to make Blackened Death Metal, Chris Style! "Take a bar of iron, stab it so it's "death", char it so it's "blackened" ...Blackened Death Metal."

"The duck's hic-hipping!"

Jenny: "Don't manhandle him!"
Mackenzie: "He LIKES it... It is a he, right?"

"I have non-existant duck snot on my jumper." - Chris.

Chris got mad at a hand puppet...but not the owner of the hand.

Chris: "For the ducks safety, I'm going to count to 10 slowly..."
Flick: "Why? Can't you count fast?"

"I can't get over the fact you used a hand puppet to tell me I'm immature."

THERE SHOULD BE A MILLIE QUOTE HERE BUT I FORGOT IT!! SORRY MILLIE!!