Have you ever spent 10 minutes ringing the doorbell of a house at 8.00 in the morning before you realise you're at the wrong house? No? Just me then...
"You should never be on the bottom of a man pile...ever." - Stick
Jenny: "Yeah, I'm just like one of the boys. Except I'm a girl..."
Mooy: "No. Tomgirl, Jenny. Tomgirl...boy."
I LOVE AMANDA!!! I linked her "The Mou" and she said that she'd laughed so hard she had tears in her eyes. Do any of YOU get tears in your eyes when you read it? (I mean tears of laughter...) HMM?? Thank you Amanda. Thank you.
Jenny: "That's why you love me...no, I say that too often. That's why you adore me...no...what's that other A word?"
Onlooker: "Ass"
Jenny: "I meant something that meant love...although 'I ass you' does have a nice ring to it."
(Extra Funniess about above: Ass, Donkey, Female Donkey, Jenny. Ring, Bell...geddit? IT'S LIKE THE DIVINCI CODE!!)
Michael: "Why do you never quote me?"
Jenny: "Coz you never say anything funny."
(HAPPY?! You should be...you should be.)
Excerpt of a conversation Dwyer overheard between Mooy & Jenny:
"That's not that big. My boyfriends is bigger."
It made him turn red and fall off his chair. Funnily enough, it wasn't actually what he thought...but it was related. YEAH! GO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT!!
NESS QUOTE
"Damnit, all these poles are square. Why does no one have any round poles anymore?!"
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FUNNIEST AND BESTEST BLOG EVER!
IT WAS MOSTLY THE MICHAEL BIT BUT THE OTHERS WERE OKAY TOO.
m+c
jenny, I loved that!! you already know that, but anyway.
although, i think a bit more amanda would make it funnier. lol.
xx
I have round poles at my house...
Amanda felt rejected. oh and the only reason she cried with laughter is because if she saw a duck fall over she would burst into tears. She very emotional that one.. It was a bit sad without and emily or flick. IT WAS LACKING!!!
i know i've already commented, but i think emaily's deranged. and i think she's feeling rejected. not me. i was actually in this. she wasn't. lol. xx
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