Millie: "When a dog gets neutered, it's whole personality changes."
Sophie: "Yeah, it becomes a cat."
"Having Amanda in your day brightens it up. I'm like the sun...but on earth." - Amanda.
Jenny: "...Are you biting my hair?"
Max: "Yes. Yes I am."
Stalkie Von Stalkee sounds like a goat. It's sad that I've been "stalking" him for so long and have never heard his voice properly until today...AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOATS VOICE!! (If a goat could speak...which I'm sure it can. It just doesn't want to talk to you.)
"I have two other bananas to fellate." - MIKEY!!
Mr Perkins: "How would women have changed after the war?"
Student: "They'd be more affectionate."
Mr Perkins: "Let's leave sex out of this please."
"Get your weenus out of my ribs!" - Nina.
Jenny: "Do you like Queen?"
Mr Perkins: "No, I'm an Elton John man myself." (This I took as an admission to being LIKE Elton John. As in, homosexual.)
Mr Perkins: "She's a pretty little thing. Oooh, I shouldn't've said that."
*People in hearing shot laugh*
Nina: "It's not everyday you get a woman to sit on your lap for free, Mikey."
Jenny: "It's not free! I'll give him the bill before I get off."
*Nina sniggers*
NESSNESS (As in, Vanessaness.)
Ness and I were going to go the movies on Saturday, but unfortunately, the movie Ness wanted to view DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Please, give generously to those in need. Like Ness.
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Umm, you know, i'm pretty sure they do become cats... seeing as chris's dog and my cat have the same name - coincidence, i think SO!!!
Aww poor Jen, no good voiced Stalkee Von Stalkee...
That bus conversation about weenuses and bananas was classic, its great that you brought in some quotes!!!
who was mr. Perkins talking about being hot??
yay! I managed to get in here again. aren't i just amazing?? lol. the rest was really funny as well. tearing again. but from happiness.
ooh . . . I just found a bobbypin in my keyboard, I was wondering where that got to. I thought my sister had eaten it. lol
Mr Perkins is a scary, scary person. Some rather disturbing quotes in there...keep up the good work, haha.
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And now for some substance!
Yay! Another great one, and I missed the conversation about dogs becoming cats, and the one about weanuses and bananas...ah well, that's what the mou is for! Oh, and that Perkins quote was hilarious in person.
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WEENUS!
From the sound of that quote Mikey is pretty awesome.
Lol, i remember the dog to cat convo. It happened in PDM, where funny things happen, like charades!
Gawd, Mr Perkins scare me ....
You have mispelled 'weenus' and 'Mikey'!
Instead of an 'ey' you need an 'ie'...
And acoording to aforementioned Mikie, 'weenus' is spelled 'wienus'.
(It was on his SRC nomination form.)
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