Macropharges are often the first cells to find foreign pickles.
"It vibrates whenever I go near it" - Mr Farqharson.
*During PE Theory (with the Sex and the contraceptives etc...)*
Chris: "You know, everyone's going to throw the word "sex" in at every possible opportunity now. They're so childish, don't you think?"
Chris: "You know, everyone's going to throw the word "sex" in at every possible opportunity now. They're so childish, don't you think?"
Jenny: "Sex."
MIKEY!! would make an absolutely FANTASTIC babysitter. He told me a bed-time story about how the first ducks mated...yes. I did go to bed at 3 O'clock this afternoon.
Jenny: "Bananas are everywhere."
Chris: "You'd know."
Jenny: "Yes. I can usually tell the difference between a man and a woman."
Chris: "Touche"
Jenny: "Anyway...bananas are everywhere. There's one sitting between us right now!!"
Flick: "Man, woman or banana?"
Jenny: "All of the above."
Chris: "You'd know."
Jenny: "Yes. I can usually tell the difference between a man and a woman."
Chris: "Touche"
Jenny: "Anyway...bananas are everywhere. There's one sitting between us right now!!"
Flick: "Man, woman or banana?"
Jenny: "All of the above."
*Labelling diagrams in PE Theory*
Female student: "What's that tube called?"
Ms. Hingston: "That's called a penis."
Female student: "What's that tube called?"
Ms. Hingston: "That's called a penis."
*Sitting in the library, Toilet Guy comes up to get a book off a shelf less than a metre away*
Jenny: "So, do you think Toilet Guy's hot?"
Flick: "Hmm, yeah. He's doable."
Jenny: "So, do you think Toilet Guy's hot?"
Flick: "Hmm, yeah. He's doable."
Jenny: "Very much so."
(Note: Toilet-Guy would've heard all of that, but he had no idea who we were talking about, that's why it's funny.)
We have a new person to add to the "Other Guy, Toilet Guy/Food Dude" list. Caity and I were walking past this pidgeon...there was a boy eating a banana gazing at it intently. From that, we have established the new stalkee thing of BANANA BIRD KID!!! (Waaant suuun protection, it's 30+, it lasts for hours....etc)
Chris: "Is plutonic the friendly one or the more than friendly one?"
Jenny: "Friendly love. Remember, Jenny rhymes with plutonic."
Flick: "*Very very very very lengthy pause* No it doesn't."
Jenny: "Friendly love. Remember, Jenny rhymes with plutonic."
Flick: "*Very very very very lengthy pause* No it doesn't."
"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S [Stalkee Von Stalkee]..."
*Everyone within a 10 metre radius looks at Jenny*
"Oh fuck...do you think he heard?"
"Oh fuck...do you think he heard?"
"Cunt Dracula. I want to suck you."
Once upon a time, there was a FRECKLE SHAPE EXPLOO!! This accidental speech-typo was so funny that on the way up the stairs, Flick fell over and grabbed the nearest thing possible...
"YOU TOUCHED MY BUM!!!" yelled Jenny.
A bunch of Year 11's came walking around the corner. Including Toilet Guy/Food dude. They all looked at Jenny as if she was weird or something...
A bunch of Year 11's came walking around the corner. Including Toilet Guy/Food dude. They all looked at Jenny as if she was weird or something...
NESS QUOTE!!
"That's almost as weird as a drugful of condoms."
3 comments:
hahahaha i'd like to know who asked the question about the tube. i bet they were a certain person within my group.
also, do you just make up half the people above?
m+c.
x.
LOl. Did you notice how most of that is from PE theory... tell you nything important huh?
Hehe. How i love flick. Omg you werent there today at lunch when we had our shoe fight were you?? You pore child!
lolll... if [Stalkee Von Stalkee] didnt hear, ill be amazed, that was so funny
yes, why does such randomly funny stuff always come from pe theory?
keep writing these things, i luv a good laugh
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