I wonder how many people read the title and groaned. Hehe I'm such a bitch. Yes Chris, I know that's what you just said, in your head or outside your head...somewhere.
Stalkie Von Stalk and his sidekick Stalkie Von Stalker. I don't know why Stalkie Von Stalk has a sidekick...Stalkie Von Stalker gets quite frustrated whenever Stalkie Von Stalk talks about his stalkee.
The word "Stalk" has lost all meaning to me and I'm now not sure if it's spelt right...
"Does your bus go past Lake Macquarie Hospital?" - "Is that the big white building in Gateshead?!" - "Yes!" - "Then no...it doesn't."
Why did that man take the monkeys fruit? Seriously...
"Jenny, this is the second time I've had to stop you talking today.........................................................................shame on you." - Mr "Awesome" Grogan.
"You look like a baby bird waiting for his mother to regurgitate in his mouth." - "Will you be my mother?"
"You wanna take this outside?" - "We are outside" - "Alright...let's take it INSIDE and discuss it maturely like adults"
NESS QUOTE
"Sorry, I was cooking that Italian spaghetti..."
MILLIE!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCORPION?!?!
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I'm confused to now. How does one spell a flower stalk or that bird by the same name...
Wow
A male did something to Chris' banana.
I have an erection. Reckon that's why?
GOOOOOOOOD PICKUPLINE THERE THAT IS GENIUS 'WILL YOU BE MY MOTHER'
Scorpion?
I hope Chris said whatever he did out loud. And made his brothers look at him and his mum yell.
That would be awesoHOLY MOTHER OF CROTCH ITS CHRISSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEVER name something The Game.... I know I mentioned it, but, well, thats me for you....
The Baby Bird quote was intensely wrong when you were in the position we were... how do you tell Mooy you don't want to throw up in his mouth????
I must agree about Mr G, he is awesome....hehe Mr G!!
The scorpion is home with me, Ness found out a plan, but don't worry, I'll bring it back to school next week, when she isn't expecting it.... it will go down her shirt!!!!!
yes, we now all hate you.
so you know a number of stalkers ay? just another of your cults, i spose...
not liking that place at the moment. just found for certain my wisdom teeth are coming out-in that building! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
so he had a story to tell? who knows what goes on in the minds of those other people...
STORK IS A BIRD. A free bird.
Who is drapes? That reminds me of a lude joke.
Hehe "Awesome". It's been alleged, but never proven.
I like the taking it inside one. If only I knew who it was.
I sometimes question words too. I wrote "join" then went "wtf is with that word? ser!"
ysojwwh!
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