Tuesday, April 29, 2008

You can't use me, I'm wet.

An example of Chris's song writing skills:

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Mama's gunna buy you hydrogen
If that hydrogen don't pop
Mama's gunna buy you a glowing splint
If that glowing splint don't relight
Mama's gunna buy you some limewater
If that that limewater won't go white
Then it's not a chemical thingy
But then again when you think
You might just fail at science.

"We think he likes you" - "Ooooh! Is THAT why he let me hold his ball?"

"You're on top of things Chrissie." - "I don't wanna be on top. I wanna be on the bottom" - "...Why?" - "I'm scared of heights"

I did end up finding my glue lid.

NESS QUOTE
Is not happening today because I didn't actually get a chance to chat to her due to the fuzz deciding to escape from Chris's face and join me in taking over the world. Unfortunately Chris found out about the scheme and thwarted it. See what I mean by short?

4 comments:

Nazza said...

Chris's songwriting skills > everything (except my songwriting skills)

I'm noticing quite a lot of the time I'll be listening to a song and assume it's by a totally different artist to who it actually is. Scary.

(Is Listening To: Yes & Pink Floyd: We Are the Champions/Elephant Talk)

Hosford said...

Well done giving Jenny what was meant to be an email to me. BECAUSE YOURE NEVER ONLINE.

That song is as mental as anything Mental As Anything ever wrote.

Except i respect it.

Wow. Chris just insinuated he was doing a fat chick. What's saddening and scary if not though is that I am scared of heights.

xunjg

Chia L'Étranger said...

Mentl as anything? Thats the one with the mambo fella, isnt it? I dint reasd the post thoroughly enough to know what the hell jenny was on about. Oh wait, I never know what the hell jenny is on about. Oh well.

ruzhr

Anonymous said...

Ahahahaha

Aaaah I love you three.

I don't get a verification thingy so I shall just hit my keyboard randomly...

sgqwoi