Jenny loves and laughs at red-heads.
"Pass me some paper please" - "From where?" - says Amy, leaning on a pile of paper as tall as Chris (being that small it was a forgivable mistake.)
"Where's my chocolate?! Chrissie...are you wearing my chocolate?"
Freddie in a yellow unitard will make ANY girl scream. Except Jenny, but then she's never admitted anything. (I wrote this ages ago...even I have no idea what the hell I'm on about)
"Animal remains in the ocean sink to the bottom." - "So why do my goldfish float?"
"I'm not going to say a thing." - "EW!! *bangs head on table*" - Jenny not saying anything to Flick.
Update on the chocolate situation: Abel stole and mushed it. Chrissie IS wearing it.
"Terry Jones, yeah...you know...the one with the duck." (At least I THINK it was duck...I can't read my writing and it WAS a long time ago...)
"Wow. I hurt you by hitting my own forehead" - The all powerful fuzz. (Unrelated to Chris)
"YAY!! I GET TO SLEEP WITH MOOY!!" - Jenny pretending to be Chris...too loudly.
"Utensils...isn't that kitchen stuff? ... COOKING!!" - "No...Writing utensils..."
NESS QUOTE
Unfortunately there will be no NESSQUOTE this post as I forgot everything she saw. Sorry, SHE didn't see anything. For that last sentence, I will be murdered. For those who weren't suspecting anything until the last sentence before this one...there is nothing going on that you should be worried about.
The only people who read this have no souls. So...I'm not breaking any promises. :D
Note: I meant to say 'say' when I typed 'saw' and I just went with it. So...I technically cannot be murdered or feel your wrath, legally.
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3 comments:
Wow. Thats awesomely disjointed. When did you write this?
That's a great Ness quote. I think 'nessquote' should become a single word, pronounced all retardedly
Does chris look good in chocolate?
That would be a great blowjob.
YAAAAAY I SCARED CHRISSIE!
I can't quite read the verification word even...ddheqpif I think.
Ahahah see. I got it wrong.
vyfieoe now
nessquote, it's like nesquik but not as drinkable.
Everyone laughs at red-heads, especially while they love them. Poor Sam
I have an idea what the hell you're on about.
"Freddie in a yellow unitard" - code for "Queen singer dressed as King Crimson drummer"
"girl scream" - code for "confused look"
"Except Jenny" - code for "blue jeans"
"never admitted anything" - never been admitted to a mental home
Pretending to be Chris loudly tends to end badly (and hilariously)
Murder was legal in the first place? Why was I not informed? I suppose you technically didn't tell them the whole lot...but still!
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