"You're so negative Chris." - "No I'm not"
H's are bad for the world.
"YOU SOUNDED LIKE PINGU!! BLURHP!!"
Chris is a small citrus fruit. (Cumquat)
"Ya Mum's an ocelot" - "My Mum's an ostrich"
"See? I told you you were acting differently. Usually you'd just hit me not strangle me..." (Yes Chris. I'm having a platonic affair, and yes. I WOULD call it platonic.)
"You look constipated" - "How would you know what I look like when I'm constipated?" - "I watch you when you're sleeping."
"I can speak French and German" - "What about UK-ian?"
Chris: Blah
Jenny: Geh
Chris: Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop
Jenny: Quark a-wark a-wark
*Onlooker backs away slowly*
Jenny: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE PEOPLE!!
...he left.
NESS QUOTE
"There was too much bi-carb in my cocaine, so I used it as fairy dust instead"
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Whoever said "I watch you when your sleeping" is hilarious. Or an AVO in wait.
Hooray for platonic affairs!
I like how you are in fact one of "THESE PEOPLE". Ness' quote reminds me of a Bowie line, predictably enough. Although if Bowie sung that instead of "its not the side effects of the cocaine I'm thinking that it must be love" that song would be better maybe.
imjduljb!
PINGU IS AWESOME!!!
ahahahahhahhaha bahahha cumquat ahahah.
Its scary that watching me shit and watching me sleep is technically possible...grr i'm not a morning person at all.
Wow. I didnt know John Wetton could speak French or german, but then i'm sure he can speak more.
Like asian.
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awesome post btw.
Ness is as deep as ever. But fuck Pingu is great...was great :'(
It is an honest thing if i tell you that i agree completely with your statement that an H is really a honestly crap thing.
Chris: Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop
LIKE THE CUICA THING ON JAZZWARE!!
furcj
I know, and its awesome that I can impersonate him...what country WAS Pingu from? I never could tell...
Twas Mrs Raby who speaks French and German.
Platonic affairs are indeed awesome.
Jenny said it, so yeah...AVO.
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