"Are you going to turn into a werewolf tonight?" - "No, It's not that time of the month."
"Is that what you were doing? I thought you had diarrhoea." - "My teacher once said something to us in about year two about verbal diarrhoea, but we thought she said purple so we were wondering what she had eaten." - "My love for you is like diarrhoea...I just can't hold it in" - "Now THAT'S what I call verbal diarrhoea" - Chrissie, that chick who sits behind us in science class and Mr Farquharson. Guess who said what.
"The hurts my self esteem...calling me a parrot..." - Either Mrs Raby or someone Mrs Raby insulted. Guess which one.
"Do you mind if there's chess on the back?" - "No, of course not. It'll add to comic relief." - Everyone's favourite comedy duo who should really have a show together...hmm...Hey Chris, I'd ask you about this in person but I'd forget and I know you'll read this so, how's about it shorty? =p
Jenny eats pen's genitalia.
"Here, borrow mine. You don't want naked white out." - "THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP BORROWING MINE?!?!" - Dwyer seemed somewhat shocked that I had my own white out...
NESS QUOTE
"Thut-up. I will not thay the tongue twithter about the thithery thnakes. Alright?" (She really did have a lisp that day...it was highly amusing)
3 comments:
*h5
The clever prompting of audience participation is admirable. Of course it would be far easier and this site would let us see the fuckin thing at the same time as commenting.
HOLY SHIT I JUST CLICKED "SHOW ORIGINAL POST". WOW I SO DIDNT KNOW THAT.
Fuck...
Well guessing the people hmm.
The first one i'm not sure but maybe My love for you is like diarrhoea...I just can't hold it in" = chris, "Now THAT'S what I call verbal diarrhoea" = gayman and the raving purple thing the other girl (although it sounds like you).
And thats so Ms Raby pwning someone :D
spmpz
Wow, Lano and Woodley talked about chess on the back. Also they do have a show.
Hosford, I'm glad you forgot that I told you about "show original post".
Was it actually posted at 3:38am or was that Blogger being silly?
They don't have a show anymore. So ha. And Jenny and Chris would be so much groovier than Lano and Woodley. Although we'd need a stage name... Jingle Monkey? Ahahahha thats so lame its awesome. I so need to use that somewhere. If I ever release an album of Chrissie recordings I'll call it Jingle Monkey.
Hosford was wrong on all counts except one. And since when do raving purple girls sound like me? I resent that. Yes it was Mrs Raby being nasty. I wonder how you guessed that.
Yeah it probably was posted at that time...maybe. Dunno...
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