Yes, it's been a while. Sorry... but last year I was in the same class with all the same people and it would've just been boring. This year I'm with lots of different friends in lots of different classes so there'll be variety, yay!
*In the library*
Dean: "Look, little Germans!"
Mrs Raby: "Yep, little German students with a little German teacher."
Jenny: "Wow... they're so small... was I that small in Year 8?"
Dean: "You still are that small."
Mr Farquharson: "Has anyone here memorised the Periodic Table?"
*Horrified glances from most of the class*
Mr Farquharson: "If you have then I strongly suggest you get a life."
How do you describe the Hydrosphere? Wet.
I caught up with an old friend I hadn't spoken to since Year 2.
Jenny: "How've you been?! How's your family?!"
Shannin: "Well... my parents got divorced 8 years ago and my siblings have multiplied, I'm now one of seven..."
Jenny: "...Wow. How's your dog? She was a bit old when were in Year 1 though wasn't she?"
Shannin: "She ran away 6 years ago..."
Jenny: "Oh... and what about that lady who was going to teach us to crochet?"
Shannin: "Margie... she was lovely. She died 3 years ago."
Moral: STAY IN TOUCH*
Flick: "Anthropophagi means cannibal or man-eater"
Jenny: "She's an Anthropophagi, make you work more, make you spend more...etc"
*Ten minutes after class*
Jake (via text message): "Damn you! I have Man Eater in my head now!"
Jenny: "Is Ms. Taber here?"
Ms. Taber: "Yes, I'm Ms. Taber."
Jenny: "Oh, sorry. I've never had you before."
Ms. Taber: "That's ok. What can I do for you Jennifer?"
Jenny: "...That's scary."
You'll be pleased to know that after my disastrous attempt at bringing my own lunch to school... I ate it when I got home. I'd left it NOT in the kitchen but on the table next to where I'd put my bag that morning. So. Very. Close.
Jenny: "That's the second time I"ve seen a cockroach at this KFC!"
Mum: "Mm... we should really stick to the drive-in."
*Showing Mum a picture of Trent with his pretty new hair*
Jenny: "Mum, look at this."
*She stares blankly for a bit*
Mum: "Oh! Is that Trent when he was younger?"
Jenny: "No, that's Trent now."
When Dad saw my English text: "Oh, for he's a jolly good..."
Jenny: *Sighs audibly* "Othello..."
Mum: "Do you want to tell her the good news?"
Jenny: "What?"
Mum: "Well, you have a new Uncle and two new younger brothers."
Jenny: "WHAT?!"
Mum: "Your father made friends with a security guard. He gave us a mat and told us that our families are now joined. So, your father bought some stationary for his "brother's" kids and that meant that apparently because we cared, they were now our sons too."
Dad: "So you're not the youngest anymore."
Can anyone think of a decent Australian made film? Two people took up the challenge on Friday for me, but neither have got back to me yet.
Yes. It's impossible.
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Aww, thankies! It was a post dedicated to me, but I was not mentioned.
I'm not in any of your classes. Sob.
Yes Jenny you've still got it. Being funny that is. ANd your dads joke ... just no.
I don't get the last bit.
Oh and OMG DEVIL COW!!!
Yay Jenny posted. And I got a mention. The worst part was that there was no copy of the song to allow my mind to settle. No Good Deed sought of got rid of it though.
Also please post more often.
Oh they've probably made plenty of decent Australian films, they just got censored to credits. But on a slightly more serious note see Two Hands, that was good, mmmmm Heath Ledger.
I might've remembered the first 20 Elements or so, but not the atomic weights. Screw that.
I don't like looking younger =(. Ah well, the person at the movies assumed I meant University so I suppose my height still does it.
Babe!
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