*After walking in the classroom and finding no one in the front row:*
Mrs Raby: "Why are you moving so far away from me? Back row, move here."
*Back row laughs*
Mrs Raby: "Haha, no I'm serious."
Jenny: "Are you really that lonely?"
Mrs Raby: "Loaded?"
...it'd explain a few things.
Mrs Scollay: "Kelby, use your calculator."
Kelby: "I didn't bring it."
Mrs Scollay: "If you go for a driving lesson, do you forget to take the car?"
Jenny: "Why are you wearing all that black."
Mrs Raby: "I'm turning Goth. I'm getting lots of piercings on the weekend."
"I know nothing about Chemistry. One thing I do know is not to teach it without the Mona Lisa of Science. My best friend... I don't have many friends... Second best! Calculator is my best friend." - Mrs Walker
*Mr Sajko sitting in a low chair...*
Mr Sajko: "Sitting in a chair like this gives you a whole new perspective of the world. *Looks straight at Jenny* I bet you're glad you're wearing trousers."
Mrs Walker: "Lithium is gorgeous. It's one of the most reactive of the metals."
Trent: "Don't all the metals in the left column?"
Mrs Walker: "Trent, you're gorgeous."
Stick: "You're in Trent!"
Jenny: "When does the bell go?"
Saxon: "Half an hour."
Millie: "What?!"
Saxon: "Wait, no... 10 minutes."
Mrs Raby: "Jenny, come and read your writing out."
Jenny: "In German?"
Mrs Raby: "...yes."
Jenny: "*Blah blah blah* ... Viele Gruesse, Yenny. I mean Jenny!"
(Note, in German you say J as a Y)
*Jenny covers up "The Mou"*
Millie: "It's ok. I can't read."
Mrs Raby: "You get hayfever from pollen, dust..."
Max: "Hay."
Jenny: "Even cats. Wait, no... that's cat allergy."
"No matter what we make. We've still made the same thing." - Mrs Walker. (I really hit my full stop button hard then...)
Mrs Raby: "[A member of staff] doesn't like exchanges. There's nothing I can do about it unless I put a bomb under her/his chair. Don't you dare repeat that! I will know!"
Yeah, that's right. "The Mou" tells you things that it's not actually supposed to.
Last post for a while. TREASURE THIS ONE WHILE YOU CAN!
I guess I should have told you to treasure it at the beginning...oops. Oh well. You'll live.
...for now.
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SOB SOB SOB!
You're leaving me (and others). But im the most important! Don't forget to write down the funny things and write in that international post thing. Then when you get back we can have a massive Europe mou post.
Ok, im gunna go cry now. HAVE LOTS OF FUN, enough for me as well.
"Mrs Walker. (I really hit my full stop button hard then...)"
And you had your last lesson before you go away with her, isn't that great? Haha have lots of fun on your holiday and of course, tell us all about it when you get back :3
Haha that was a great couple of lessons. And it looks like Mrs Walker is good for something after all!! Yup, I think we'd all like to put a bomb under {member of staff's} chair... you know who you are!! Goth Mrs Raby.. I'd like to see that!
Yeah, goodbye for now (though this post was posted after you left... woops) and say hi to Uncle (insert famous landmark here) for me!!
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