Jenny: "We're going to watch a fetus in a womb..."
Chris: "Ha...ha, A womb with a view."
Mr Grogan: "What are you doing?"
Flick: "Sheep!"
Hiroko: "Can I go to the toilet to do a wee please?"
Mr Farqharson: "I would've understood if you'd said Number 1."
Hiroko: "Fine, I'll have a baby."
Mr Farqharson: "That's a number five."
*Writing my address on her hand*
Jenny: "No, you spelt it wrong. It's D-A, not D-L"
Flick: "Oops! *Reaches for whiteout*
Jenny: "Should I have a baby when I'm older?"
*People sitting in front turn around and stare*
"For the next few years, this baby will be fully dependant on it's parents..."
*Jenny pretends to hold a baby out in front of her*
Jenny: "Hmm, You know, I'm pretty sick of you. Go fend for yourself."
Chris: "...yeah. I don't think you should have children."
*Talking about what we're doing in our English assignment"
Alice: "We're going to be stuck in a lift...but the stories weren't going anywhere."
Mr Grogan: "Ha, that was a good one."
Alice: "What?"
Mum: "You're sick! It's raining! Don't go out!"
Dougy: "I'll be right. It's not raining thaaat heavily."
*Exit Dougy*
Mum: "Well, he's more related to you than me."
*Jenny's mouth hangs open*
Miss Rogers: "Just pop down anywhere, we won't be here long."
Flick: "Oooh! Good, I'll sit on the floor."
Jenny: "You'd get out of your seat just to do that?"
Miss Rogers *laughs*: "I like your logical sitting, Jenny."
Jenny: "So...you're 21, and your children range from the ages 21-32..."
Mr Grogan: "That's right. I have grandchildren too. Do you want to know how old they are?"
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Mr Grogan: "The oldest one is 38."
*Chris' head explodes*
Mr Perkins: "Is that girl there Tory? *Directs at Flick*"
Jenny: "No, you were close though. The girl called Tory is sitting just there."
Josie *getting on bus*: "Bye Jenny!"
Jenny: "Bye!"
Chris: "Bye Jen."
Jenny *looks around*: "I'm not going anywhere..."
This was not the first time Chris has incorrectly farewelled someone...
*Mikey rode off on a bicycle. An old man rode back from the other direction..."
Toyboy: "DID YOU GET LIPO MIKEY?!?!
Chris: *Waves* Bye again Mikey."
Ms. Johnson: "If you're a boy who's interested in netball, please join up for next year. Our team this year are all very tall...so you've got big shoes to fill.
Jenny: "Ahahahahahahaha"
Emily: "What?"
Jenny: "Big shoes big...*meaningful glance*"
Emily: "What?"
Jenny: "Actually...I don't know how it ends."
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5 comments:
hahahahaha, oh wow.
i laughed.
i want good friends dammit! D:
funnnny quotes, ill make sure not to have children with you though. PLEASE DONT HAVE CHILDREN WITH MEEE!!! unless of course you want to feed the poor people on the streets, then its alright.
omg. that was hilarious. one of the funnier of your blogs. though the one about the elevator, you should have included my quotes ( if you'de heard me) i didn't get it til like 5 minutes later. lol
whats up with that age thing and mr. grogan? how does that even work?
OMG we were going to have ours in an elevator too!!!!!! Copy cats...
Great post, it's always funny to find out just how much teachers know about our lives and sayings -even when we don't always know ourselves!
Omg. To repeat Milly. We were going to have ours in an elevator too!! COPY CATS! Hehe.
Yes. You managed to sneak in an Emily quote! ;D
And Jenny, for the sanity of everyone, DONT ever have kids. Until you find someone willing to put up with your crap. Cyaz Tomozz!
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