Emily: "You've ruined it Jenny."
Jenny: "What?! Not our budding love..."
Emily: "Yes. You've ripped it into halves."
Jenny: "HALVES?! Ah, as long as it isn't quarters..."
Emily: "Yes. Quarters."
Jenny: "NOT THIRDS?! of quarters..."
Emily: "MANY!! YOU'VE TORN IT INTO MANY!!'
Jenny: "Woe! Our fractured fractioned love..."
*Whilst cutting cheese in PDM for the teacher's morning tea*
Jenny: "Ha...ha...I should make a -cheesy- joke."
*Emily and Sophie...die inside.*
Emily: "You need to see the new song I have on my Ipod!"
*Jenny tries to look at screen*
Emily: "NO! You have to listen!!!"
Jenny: "Woah...all the pairs of people onstage today consist of a black person and a fair-haired person..."
*Pause*
Caity: "OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!"
A Purple Puff was given birth to today...three times. First to Jenny, secondly to Caity and lastly to Dean. They were all immaculate conceptions. OOOOOH!! SOMEONE GOT OWNED!!
Isn't it nice that the second Purple Puff shares his Uncle's birthday? HIPPY BATHDAY SAMMY!!
Amanda: "Jenny. I'm disappointed in you. Not only did you steal a four year old's joke...but now you've stolen Mr. Grogan's pen. *shakes head*"
Here's the 4 year old's joke from above:
What's green and says "I'm a frog"? A TALKING FROG!!
*Watching people sitting on a bus*
Jenny: "He WAS giving you the finger...now that chick's sucking on it..."
Amy: "What? WHAT?!"
Chris: "The bus!"
Amy: "WHAT?!?!?!"
*Everyone hits their head, and then Amy's head*
VIEWER VOTE!! Who thinks that Amy should be the new Ness? 'Coz I haven't got many NessQuotes recently... Lemme know via the comment button.
Chris: "It's boring and awkward over here."
Jenny: "Why's that?"
Chris: "Because there isn't any conversation."
Jenny: "We're conversing right now!!!"
Chris: "I will intimidate someone some day."
Jenny: "Yeah. If you use a knife. *Jenny then cracks up picturing Chris intimidating someone with a knife*"
And now that you have that image of Chris intimidating someone with a knife, you're laughing too. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!
Thank you for reading. Please kick [Emily]. (Emily, please don't kill me. The world would be a sadder place...)
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5 comments:
lol Jenny. one of the funnier of your updates, but still great! who knew I could sound so funny on the internet, yet so lifeless in person?
xx
ps. tell emily i thought she was funny in this as well. lol. she's not speaking to me cause i called her skirt a nerd
I think that maybe you should like, alternate between AmyQuotes and NessQuotes, so when there is an absence of one, there is a presence of the other. Also, good posts, yay!
cddfgty (haha, makes me think "Cd is faggoty)
~~Sledgehammer~~
You should alternate Ness/Amy quotes chaning between them depending on whether you have any source material available... aka quotes :P
I want that purple puffball we had today. please? I'll even give you a hug for it! What a deal hey hey? HEY!? =D
and that talking frog joke is gold. my brother told me a bad joke today.
"What is brown and sticky?" "umm, a stick?" "no POOOO!!! YOU KNOW LIKE SHIT!!"
he is really funny at times...
Grrr. Ill get you tomorrow Jenny! Maybe the fractured fractioned love will be fixed. Haha the purple puff ball... How could James ditch Caity when she was 'pregnant'. Its Sad.
Oh yes, and alternate between Ness and Amy quotes. We get the best of both!!
Yaha, u should alternate between the two... wow really loud plane just went over... so pointless, anyway, luv the post, great as ever!!
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