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All that I'm hearing from you, is Teal Noise (Black Sound) Teal noise (black sound)...etc.

"On Tuesday, I showed no emotion. *Cracks up*" - Millie

Jenny: "Are you in? Are you coming?"
David: "Two entirely different questions about very much the same thing..."

Jenny: "Ya Mum's penis."
Chris: "My Mum doesn't have a penis. How else would she give birth to 5 children?"
Jenny: "Maybe it was your father."

I SPOKE TO THE GUY WHO NEVER SMILES EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE SMILES OR LAUGHS!!! I MADE HIM SMILE!! In a nervous, "why is this girl talking to me?" kind of way.

Jenny: "How do you think of these things?"
Mrs Raby: "What?"
Jenny: "Dad read the newspaper backwards. As an exercise."
Mrs Raby: "Where does it say backwards?"
Jenny: "Oooooh!"
*Mrs Raby laughs really really hard*

Jenny: "What did I just sit on?"
Chris: "A chair."

Jenny: "I can't remember what we did on Tuesday..."
Random Year 10 Dude standing nearby: "Men. Most likely..."

PENII!

Jenny: "He was hot."
Amanda: "Is he dead?"
Jenny: "Not yet. He's 60 something..."
Amanda: "So, soon."

Penis Truck Lesbian (Dick Van Dyke) is wrong as a penii do not truck lesbians.

Miss Rogers: "If you go to the outback, even in a tiny town you'll find at least 1 Chinese Restaurant"
Jenny: "Is that how we're measuring multiculturalism now? Chinese Restaurants?"

Jenny: "Look! It's a child. Let's eat it!"
Chris: "No. I'm going to learn. Ooh! Look! It's a child. Let's eat it!"

NESS QUOTE

Ness: "I was doing a crossword, and the letters we had were S - - E and the clue was 'Crazy'. So I wrote SANE."
Jenny: "What was the answer?"
Ness: "Nuts."