All-Tickled Out.

Emma stepped up to the wickets, ready to bat. The ball came towards her, she took an almighty swing and the BALL WENT FLYING! She threw the bat behind her and ran safely to first base. She turned around to see Jenny clutching her head in pain...she'd been hit over the head with the cricket bat.

I'm afraid that I've forced some people to develop a somewhat...unnecessary habit. The word "hard" has been almost completely dropped from Will's vocabulary (he corrects himself with 'difficult'). Not to mention, a conversation I had with Chris...(which I'll mention anyway)
Chris: "What are you doing with my pen? GAH! I didn't mean that!! ...Why did you borrow my biro?"
He got fairly agitated by me doing...absolutely nothing.

Emma and David had a fight at lunch today. Well, actually...they never got down to it. I asked whose side I should be on and they started coming up with reasons for me to be on their side. There were so many reasons...
Emma: "He's mean!"
Jenny: "Yeah, you're mean."
David: "Exactly. I'm mean."
Jenny: "He has a point."
That there, is a prime example.

Jenny: "Where's your pen?"
Toyboy: "Pen is in here. Ha...that'd look funny written down, without the space between 'Pen' and 'is' "

Jenny: "As long as I know who is doing what...then by all means go ahead."
Chris: "Famous Last Words..."

Amy: "My souls have hocks in them."
Jenny: "What?"
Amy: "What?"
Ness: "Haha, Amy's socks have holes in them!"
Amy: "I just said that!"
*Jenny shakes head bewilderedly*

Toyboy: "Yes. My nipples aren't circumsized."

MIKEY!!: "I feel like playing cards."
Jenny: "You don't look like playing cards!"
*Everyone shakes head at the bad joke being used again on 'The Mou'. "Go to hell Jenny!!" they all think to themselves. I'm right, aren't I?*

"I owe someone a good ball in the nuts. Please don't quote that out of context." - Cole

Mr. Grogan: "So who are the Directors in this group?"
Chris: "Those two. *Points to Mark and Jenny*
Mark: "Ya Mum's ugly."
Jenny: "Ya Mum's FACE is ugly"
Mark: "Ya Mum's PENIS is ugly"
Jenny: "That's a good one...I'll remember that. Ya Mum's Mum is UGLY"
Mr Grogan: "*Shakes head* You're stuffed."

Chris is like my brother from another Mother...and Father. So...really he's not my brother at all. BUT HE'S STILL PRETTY DAMN AWESOME!!! More awesome than my brother...hmm. That's ironic.