No, I am not a lesbian. Nor am I an Australian Playwright. *Shudder*
Jenny: *stares at Flick* Meeeeeeeeeeeeelons. (She giggled loudly when I said bananas, I was trying out different fruit)
Amy: Yes Jenny. Girls have melons.
Jenny: I don't, I have boobs. Hey! Wouldn't that be cool? If boobs were actually watermelons or something. If you got really hungry you wouldn't starve.
*Amy and Flick just stare*
Girl 1 from Play: Do you get food orgasms? Sometimes I get really food horny and then when I have the food I get a food orgasm. Do you get that?
Girl 2 from Play: No. I just like the taste.
Caity and I were playing Schtalkie Von Schtalk's "Stalking" Game again today, we got quite daring and even followed Mr Muddle! He heard us giggling and turned around a few times to look at us as if we were weird or something...
Michael now feels famous.
Mooy looks like a piglet, if everyone was stranded on a desert island they'd eat Mooy because he looks like he'd taste of ham.
Did you hear about the butcher who reversed into a meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
I tried writing with a blunt pencil but I couldn't see the point.
Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side cut off? He's alright now.
"I don't have genitals" - Hosford
Brandon and Flick were pushing the desk in Science back and forth for some reason. I got glared at when I started cheering the girl-on-girl action on.
NESS QUOTES
"Did you know it's illegal for girls to pull their shirts over their heads, even if they're wearing a singlet, and run around like aeroplanes?"
Ness was jumping randomly in the canteen line.
Jenny: What are you doing?
Ness: Reaching for the chocolate on the fridge.
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Ahh chocolate on the fridge!
I respect that so much...don't ask
I get food orgasms.
They aren't special though.
They're just normal orgasms brought on by doing things with food.
MEGA SORE-ASS YAY I LOVE IT!
I don't appreciate that quote.
It's out of context. I clearly have genitals (after all, what am i doing the food with?)
DAMN I FORGOT TO LAUGH ABOUT 'ZONKSKI' AS MY LAST VERIFICATION WORD.
Oh well...
BAHAHHAHAH
There we go
gnalneo
Interesting... and scary... HEY LOOK OVER THERE! *Runs off with your cash*
Also, who is Vux? Mr. Verification says he owns...
Very good, very funny, just the usual... lalwat @ the Flick and Brandon thing, I thought I misread it but then I re-read it and it was the same. i am very confused now. Good read as usual, thanks.
Jenny... was it really necessary to mention the food orgasms... i mean, its bad enough that we're performing it in drama but - wait... something i said was mentioned in a post... never mind, i'm cool with that now! hehe i just like the taste!
Ahahaha, food orgasms! Lol, i get them from chocolate.
Oppz ;]
Luffs the jokes, though i herd dem all through assembly.
Keep it acoming.
I feel very emvarassed to tell you that I did that play with my friends in drama last year. And I......was the orgasming one.
Also, it's amazing my newfound fame, i cant even walk the streets anymore.
Todays blog was exceptionally funny. And especially the flick/brandon thingoo.
Peace,
Michael + Courtney
Wow...umm...not much can be said. EXCEPT YOU FORGOT TO MENTION MY SHOCKINGLY CRUSHING ABSENCE FROM SCHOOL WHICH BROKE EVERYONE'S HEARTS!!!!!!!!!!! DIDN'T IT?????? GAH!!!! I REFUSE TO SAY ANYMORE!!!!!
except for hcjsjhnt
this is a comment. it is meaningless and lacking content. but you wanted me to leave on and I don't know what to say. oh well
Anonymous, I want to subscribe to your magazine.
I remember that play also!
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