Jenny: Why are they walking around in their underwear?
Emily: Because they're sluts.
Jenny: Why don't they go into a bathrom to put some clothes on?
Emily: Because they're sluts.
Jenny: Why did that man just give them money?
Emily: ...do you REALLY need me to answer that one?
"You have asian on your face"
I was being stalked by a window today. Everytime I turned my back on it (I was sitting on the windowsill in maths...wait...why? That's odd...) it would rattle. BUT THERE WAS NOTHING TO CAUSE THE RATTLE!
Jenny randomly bursts into spouts laughter. Caity looks up from her sandwich...
Caity: What?
Jenny: Come in and see the good good good guys, pay cash and we'll slash the prices...
Caity gives Jenny a look.
Jenny: Ow! My maths book just elbowed me in the chin!
Flick: Since when has a maths book had elbows?
Jenny: ...go dye your hair.
"Hehe, the birds are flying in a V shape, but it's not a V. It's more like an M squiggly shape" - That blonde chick.
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Jenny: Ow! My maths book just elbowed me in the chin!
Flick: Since when has a maths book had elbows?
Jenny: ...go dye your hair.
This is the thing that made me laugh the hardest, but as usual a worthwhile read that made me happy.
Interesting that the closest ever consecutive posts come about because of nudedness.
AAAAAAARGH THE GOOD GUYS NO. Damn you. Damn them all.
Did someone explode an asian all over your face or was it like some Sam style weird shaped expression?
ooooooh flick got smashed!
interesting about the window.
And she's right, textbooks dont have elbows, unless they are people dressed as elbows
You turning your back caused the rattle. :O You were stalked by yourself. (You're a window.)
Hehe birds.
Haha, i am v funny. Dont cha think?
Nice with the maths book BTW, classy. And you continue to show Flick's intelligence. Did i spell tht rite? Probs not, lol. Oh Well. Cyaz Tomoz!
Baha. You spelt "intelligence" right, but not "that." That strikes me as hilarious. Textbooks can elbow people, ive seen it done, but only with assistance from a possessor of elbows. Who were in their underwear, and why didnt i see this? How did one come to have an unfortunate asian on their face, and who was the aforementioned asian? Why was the window rattling? Will the good guys live up to their promise to slash the prices? Well Jenny get retribution on the tyext book? Will Flick dye her hair? Will the birds correct their flight formation? Why am I asking you all these questions? Tune in next week to find out on "The Adventures of Mighty-Science-Fuzz-Duck"
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