It's been a year since this time last year, and I've been thinking about science class an awful lot, so here it is folks, RANDOM QUOTES (that might not be quoted perfectly rightly because it has been a year or so!) FROM SCIENCE CLASS LAST YEAR!
Jenny: I really like that jumper, Mr Patrick. I think it's cool.
Mr Patrick: Thank you Jenny. It's not cool though. It's actually quite warm.
*Jenny looks blankly whilst Chris cracks up*
Chris in an undertone to Jenny: He made a joke...
Jenny stole Chris' pens and after struggling to get them back for a while, he gives up and dobs.
Chris: Mr Patrick, Jenny won't give me my pens!
Jenny: They're my pens! Chris was mistreating them.
Mr Patrick: Jenny, give Chris the pens. Chris, don't mistreat Jenny's pens.
I find that amusing because:
a) Chris is the more trustworthy of the two of us but Mr Patrick believed me
and
2) HOW THE HELL DO YOU MISTREAT A PEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCIENCE CLASS?!
*Chris sneezes*
Jenny: Bless you.
Mr Patrick: No talking in class! *Writes Jenny's name on the board*
Chris: I hope you learnt your lesson Jenny. No common courtesy in Science Class.
And until this day, I always slap myself for being commonly courtesyfilled in Science Class.
PRESENT DAY SCIENCE CLASS
Jenny: What's his name?
Chris: Who?
Jenny: Mackenzie. *lengthy pause* Never mind.
Chris' Mosquito Repellent:
If potassium explodes in water and bananas contain a lot of potassium, then if you put a banana in water, wouldn't that explode?
We know that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten a banana, therefore wouldn't it be fair to say that mosquitoes are attracted to bananas?
So, if you put a banana on a stick, and put glue on the banana on the stick and carried it around with you all day. The mosquitoes would be attracted to the banana and get stuck on the glue.
If you were to then throw the banana in a bucket of water, then the banana with the mosquitoes stuck on it would explode.
"Ow! I'm ok. And by that I mean I'm insane."
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9 comments:
I miss Mr Patrick.
I still swear I saw him that time around new years driving away from his family!!!
Ahaha I love Chris. That repellant is so genius. You've gotta make it sometime.
Yet nevertheless I still miss Mr Patrick.
On second thoughts I miss a lot of people around there actually.
Being an accomplished well travelling fully grown manly university MAN does have its downsides.
uh...driving away WITH his family
Double post!
In science class you can mistreat pens by melting them in a bunsen burner.
Oh yeah damn I didn't mention the post title which is insanely awesome. It reminds me of Pete Sinfield (h5). That is a really great line where did you get it?
Banana repellant? Excellent! Gotta love Chris and his quotes. And Mr Patrick... *sigh* always was a character, always will be.
I've never had mr patrick. I'm starting to wish i was in your science class last year, sounds like an absolute blast....can't believe i just said blast. And interesting LIES about Master Frederick in the title
Chris, you are now my god. you have to sit on a funky chair for the rest of your life, shave your head and become boring... Okay?
Onto the topic of Jenny and stating the persons name who she couldn't name... I didn't even laugh at that (I lie) but how the hell, you lost me there.
A fairly interesting look at what has been. Mr Patrick is most certainly a hero, and when were the bobble headed people with straws in the front row? Mr Farquharson has his share of good quotes too.
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Wow... i think i'm like the only person other than jenny who actually knows about the bobble headed people with straws... hehe i wish i'd had mr patrick, he sounds awesome!
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