There was more nudity today at school than any other days put together in my entire school career.
"Wouldn't it be cool if computer's could get STD's?" - "They can. Computers can have sex."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Stick on Flick's BLUE shirt.
There was a cyclone in Burma and thousands of people died...but it's Burma so it's awesome.
"Wouldn't computers get STV's?" - Flick...an hour later.
"I'm turning into a menagerie" - Chris
Chris: She was unconscious with her eyes open
Flick: No I wasn't, I was...what is it when you're not drunk?
Jenny: You mean what you aren't now?
"Ha. That kids best word was faggot. What a poofter. DAMNIT I just said the same thing" - Mooy
"Here have a third hug just to make it even! *hug*" *Turns and walks back to his peoples, suddenly stopping after about 5 metres* "Hey! Jenny! That was three!!"
Flick: Did you just say you were pregnant?"
Jenny: I didn't want anyone to know until I'd told the father!!
Flick: Who's that?"
Jenny: Oh just some sheep you don't know...
Chris: What did Flick do to you?! (Flick is a sheep you see)
Flick: I have higher standards.
Jenny: You're not a sheep! You're a cow!! I, for one, would rather be a sheep than a cow.
Chris: That means you impregnated yourself! If Flick were a sheep she would've raped you, but she's a cow. If you were a sheep you'd've raped yourself, but you're not so you didn't. That leaves Nazza to have raped you....wait, I'm the sheep! Nazza's the kiwi...SHIT! I RAPED YOU!"
Jenny: It wasn't rape, it was consensual. YELLOW DAY! FEEL THE LOVE! *hug*
The bus stop can be described in TEN words:
"It was a great afternoon: stripping, wheelbarrows and worm touching"
Indeed it was Chris...indeed it was...
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OMG!!!!! I was actually there for some of that stuff!!!!
The sheep and cow conversation got increasingly more confusing... who raped who now???
BTW Jenny, did you ever get round to touching Mooy's worm??
Im going to pretend I know what a menagerie is...
This afternoon... totally random!!!!
Wow Jenny, you've doubled your readership. Another person!
"mbhukr" mmm..bhukr...
Good ol' Yellow Day. Dave was gonna bring the cyanide pills. Except they weren't cyan, they were yellow.
all of this is so true...
Of course you'll claim its all true, you look awesome in it. It's just good manners to twist the truth for good publicity.
Oi, who was the dude who hugged you and said that was 3?
I hope it was Mooy.
I love that kid and his weird face.
YEAH DAVE ON CYANIDE DAY. THAT WAS AWESOME. I LOVE DAVE. HE'S LIKE THE 9TH GREATEST PERSON MENTIONED ON THIS PAGE.
A menagerie is like an awesome olden day zoo kinda thing. As opposed to a menagerye which is a very old piece of bread meant for male consumption.
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