Sunday, March 9, 2008

Purple Wall

Chrissie added a new thing to his Drama act today, I vote it the most awesome thing that we will see at the Comedy Festival. Not on ly does he do the MAGIC POTATO DANCE but now he has added a CHEERLEADER. Until you have seen Chris in a blonde wig with two pom-poms singing in a horrible screachy voice...you have not lived.


Me: Mr Grogan, will you PLEASE tell Flick off and call her dee-speak-able. Mr Grogan: I can't do that. It'll scar her for life. Amy: In year 7 Mr Sajko called me a 'brazen hussey' Mr Grogan: And see how she turned out.


Jenny: Gosh. Do you know how rude it is to bleed on people?
Chris: He's dead. I don't think he cares. He's not going to tell her off for it in the afterlife. Jenny:I can picture his ghost yelling at her, "YOU BITCH!! YOU'RE BLEEDING ON ME!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!"


"YOU'RE ALL SMOKING BARBIES!!!" - Jenny on...god knows what.


"Yes. That's right. You wouldn't expect something so high to come out of something so wide, would you?" - I don't remember where/when/who I said that (to).


"If I threw you at James...would you inflict a lot of pain?" - Jenny to a rat-like person.


"She's cool if you're a comic book." - The Other Jenny on Laura.


"Grrr...GROW A PENIS!!" - Jenny, talking to the rat-like person again.


And now for...

THE NESS QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I didn't know my foot was in the door until after I slammed the door."


And an all new attraction to this blog thingy thing...
GUESS WHO MADE THE QUOTE

"So you're using synonyms for 'short' now?"

2 comments:

Nazza said...

Guessing game: Sounds like something Mr Hosford would say, but on the other hand it has an air of cluelessness often attributed to I. In conclusion, I believe the quote was said by Little Chris.

Is that a crazy sort of compliment, "smoking barbies". Like they're smokin', and they are so attractive that their body shape is physically impossible.

Hosford said...

YEAH!
THAT WAS SO CHRIS!

I guessed Chris straight away.

Primarily because Chris is in fact my primary synonym for short in itself.

That doesnt look right...

I hate trying to spell synonym.

Hmm it is right I think.

Unlike...

CCMOENEMEMTN!!!

AWEOMSE!!!

PERHAOS!!!

SEPTERMBERT!!!

VERYWHER!!!

hheheh

i keep typoing the typos.

Once again i've said nothing worthwhile actually in response to your post.

It was quite clearly great.

Mooy's face amuses me.

Ahh i remember when i proncouned him 'moy'.