Chrissie added a new thing to his Drama act today, I vote it the most awesome thing that we will see at the Comedy Festival. Not on ly does he do the MAGIC POTATO DANCE but now he has added a CHEERLEADER. Until you have seen Chris in a blonde wig with two pom-poms singing in a horrible screachy voice...you have not lived.
Me: Mr Grogan, will you PLEASE tell Flick off and call her dee-speak-able. Mr Grogan: I can't do that. It'll scar her for life. Amy: In year 7 Mr Sajko called me a 'brazen hussey' Mr Grogan: And see how she turned out.
Me: Mr Grogan, will you PLEASE tell Flick off and call her dee-speak-able. Mr Grogan: I can't do that. It'll scar her for life. Amy: In year 7 Mr Sajko called me a 'brazen hussey' Mr Grogan: And see how she turned out.
Jenny: Gosh. Do you know how rude it is to bleed on people?
Chris: He's dead. I don't think he cares. He's not going to tell her off for it in the afterlife. Jenny:I can picture his ghost yelling at her, "YOU BITCH!! YOU'RE BLEEDING ON ME!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!"
"YOU'RE ALL SMOKING BARBIES!!!" - Jenny on...god knows what.
"Yes. That's right. You wouldn't expect something so high to come out of something so wide, would you?" - I don't remember where/when/who I said that (to).
"If I threw you at James...would you inflict a lot of pain?" - Jenny to a rat-like person.
"She's cool if you're a comic book." - The Other Jenny on Laura.
"Grrr...GROW A PENIS!!" - Jenny, talking to the rat-like person again.
And now for...
THE NESS QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I didn't know my foot was in the door until after I slammed the door."
And an all new attraction to this blog thingy thing...
"I didn't know my foot was in the door until after I slammed the door."
And an all new attraction to this blog thingy thing...
GUESS WHO MADE THE QUOTE
"So you're using synonyms for 'short' now?"
"So you're using synonyms for 'short' now?"
2 comments:
Guessing game: Sounds like something Mr Hosford would say, but on the other hand it has an air of cluelessness often attributed to I. In conclusion, I believe the quote was said by Little Chris.
Is that a crazy sort of compliment, "smoking barbies". Like they're smokin', and they are so attractive that their body shape is physically impossible.
YEAH!
THAT WAS SO CHRIS!
I guessed Chris straight away.
Primarily because Chris is in fact my primary synonym for short in itself.
That doesnt look right...
I hate trying to spell synonym.
Hmm it is right I think.
Unlike...
CCMOENEMEMTN!!!
AWEOMSE!!!
PERHAOS!!!
SEPTERMBERT!!!
VERYWHER!!!
hheheh
i keep typoing the typos.
Once again i've said nothing worthwhile actually in response to your post.
It was quite clearly great.
Mooy's face amuses me.
Ahh i remember when i proncouned him 'moy'.
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