Monday, March 3, 2008

Ow.

The giant pink sea snail has a cold.

I CAN draw sheep. I just don't want to.

Steeeeeeve...IRWIN'S FOUNDATION FOR THE CHILDREN OF WAR LIKE ANNIE!

Unsheath my long sword, Ho! (It's funny because he DID get stabbed with it)

I managed to convince a girl I'd never met before today that I was her long lost sister. Why would I do such a thing? Because she has a pool and foxtel and lives nearish. I can't remember her name...

I called someone deluded. Ness then asked me why I would call her "diluted". It made me laugh because I pictured the deluded person in question as a puddle and the look really suited her.


Have you ever considered finding a man named Harold and painting his toe nails blue? I know I have.
If there are any men named Harold reading this...can I paint your toe nails blue?

3 comments:

Nazza said...

Seems like Ness is living in a city of dilution. Since pressing comment I can't remember what the rest of it said.

*melts into a puddle*

The verification word is KRAWH! Apparently this blog is a giant bird.

Hosford said...

Seems like Ness is living in a land of confusion. A DILUTED ONE!!. Like diluted confusion. So you're confused, but only a little bit. It reminds me of nazza's sexuality.

Ness is great.
She didn't know about The Beatles.
And I always see her without shoes on. Which is ironic coz hippies go barefoot and The Beatles were somewhat hippyish..hippyesque...yeah.

Aahaha ibjuga.
What a great verification word.

Also which body part is hurting for you to exclaim ow?





Personally its my dong.

Anonymous said...

Seems like Ness is living in a world of diluted deludants.


Ness didn't know about a lot of things and I THINK this blog will be based pretty much ENTIRELY on her.

I hit my head on the wall. That has nothing to do with you.

Sezidgc is the best verification code so far. So there.

Jenny Wins AGAIN!!