There has got to be something wrong with our education system when in Science we watch a video involving a little old lady giving a frozen chicken CPR and a scary old (bearded, yucky) man impersonating a rooster.
Cock-a-doodle-doo never used to be as funny. It used to be a serious sound that a chooken would make.
The facejump is awesome.
Have you ever witnessed Chris stroke The Fuzz and say reassuringly "Don't listen to her, I'll keep you safe" ? It's ironic because he's going to shave it off at some point this year :'(
I was just pointing out that with The Fuzz, I could take over the world. Chrissie said no...stupid short child.
I was told to stop making innuendo's at one point. I would have too seeing as Chrissie demanded so nicely...but I'm still unsure about the meaning so I just sang "Don't take offence to my...inneundo".
I made up a JENNY THEME SONG to the tune of Skip to the Lou. It's awesomness extreme...
Apparently the girl I adopted as my sister yesterday has a boyfriend. As her (adopted) older sister I demanded to meet this boy. She said she would introduce her favourite (adopted) older sister as soon as she'd finished tapping the water tank outside L block...She's so weird. I'M SO PROUD!! Unfortunately, I also found out she lives in Toronto (not in Canada)...*sigh* I might as well disown her if I can't get to her foxtel and swimming pool... :(
William Brown kissed Josie (on the cheek). She just sat there paralyzed until I took action and grabbed her arm and ran her to the toilets to wash the poison off before it sank into the skin and killed her. I totally saved her life :D
I DEMAND to see Trent's arms. We've been at this school for 2 and a bit years AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIS GODDAMN ARMS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT KID?!?!
So, I asked dear Mooy to help me. Ya gotta love Mooy. He may be short but he's so sweet with it. He promised to help me pull Trent's jacket off when he doesn't expect it so I might see his arms.
Apparently when I yell the brown part of my eyes gets bigger...
Why Mat (year 8) was looking at my eyes when I yelled I have no idea. Why I was yelling...I can't remember. Everyone else was so I joined in too...I think.
THE NESS QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"I see, hear and smell imaginal creatures."
4 comments:
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SHAVING THE FUZZ!
Gah.
This frustrates me somewhat.
I'm going to go and die now.
It can't live forever...
Believe me, I'm more depressed and upset and suicidal about the loss of it than you could ever imagine. Why do you think I started being friends with him in the first place? :p
Yes...I saw potential in the taking over the world with it and I let it grow bigger and STRONGER!!
I COULD RULE THE WORLD WITH IT!!!!
But Chris is so microscopically short... and not letting me take over the word with the fuzz just proves it.
Ahh so you have linked him this blog. Time to repost now.
Wow that Ness comment is awesome.
I saw her today.
I wanted to say hello.
No idea why I didn't actually.
Oh yaeh the train came.
Shit I got sidetracked so he might beat me now by posting a pointless short comment coz he actually doesnt like you, you see?
Silly boy.
He should like you.
You write quality blogs.
I respect this blog and shall give it my cheesy grin and clicheic 2 thumbs up.
LIKE FUNCH!!!
Ahh what a manly man
Bahaahhaa
*Finch...
"Your eyes...they are so beautiful when you are throwing chairs at me"
Maybe Chris will grow a Frank Zappa moustache. That would be genius.
You gotta love Huey.
As for the quality of this blog. I am the objective standard, and I rate it 3 stars. Out of 68.
If I were a chump I would comment again in a vain attempt to beat Hosford at the competition. But the competition is like the Paralympics, no matter who wins you're still playing against Hosford.
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