Jenny: Sex perfumes.
Chris: What?!
Jenny: Sex perfumes.
Chris: ... what about them?Chris: What?!
Jenny: Sex perfumes.
Jenny: Its a pesticide apparently. I think it must kill from exhaustion. *Starts singing a song about sex perfumes* Sorry. It's catchy.
Chris: I imagine it would be.
Jenny: Mum said I might be getting foxtel for my birthday.
Chris: Ha, ha...You'd have to call yourself stupid then.
Jenny. You're just lovely, arent you?
Chris: Well, you're not exactly nice to me.
Jenny: I think you misunderstand the meaning of lovely.
Chris:You meant it sarcastically didn't you?
Jenny: Or DID I?
Chris: Or AM it? ... well that was weird.
Chris: I imagine it would be.
Jenny: Mum said I might be getting foxtel for my birthday.
Chris: Ha, ha...You'd have to call yourself stupid then.
Jenny. You're just lovely, arent you?
Chris: Well, you're not exactly nice to me.
Jenny: I think you misunderstand the meaning of lovely.
Chris:You meant it sarcastically didn't you?
Jenny: Or DID I?
Chris: Or AM it? ... well that was weird.
Chris: ... It's not the penis they cut off you know.
Jenny: Meh, balls whatever.
Chris: You take a very lax attitude to this.
Jenny: Meh, balls whatever.
Chris: You take a very lax attitude to this.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat, how I wonder why you're fat
Eating all that purple cheese, eating cats I don't like fleas
Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat, how I wonder why you're fat.
"The ocean east of Sydney? There's nothing east of Sydney!!"
"I am NOT Vanessa!! Don't try and make me be who I'm not" - Chrissie on some sort of hallucinogen.
"What have you got against a cross dresser thinking you're hot?"
A cheerleader with anger management issues. (Not Chris)
NESS QUOTES!!
"I don't think people with the same colour skin as hair are hot"
AND A BONUS NESS QUOTE!!
AND A BONUS NESS QUOTE!!
"Shitta sat on Afrika"
4 comments:
Quite a patchy update.
However, the Chris moment makes up for it.
Or AM it?
:O
Its only patchy in the sense that i must wear patches in my pants to stop me creaming my nice pants.
They are some good pants.
And this is some good update.
Indeed my pants and this update are 2 quite relevan
t objects to each other.
Although is this post strictly an 'object'?
Heh i've spent this long posting I forgotten the actual context of the post you made.
Well it was awesome nonetheless.
Hehe Ness' quote though, The first one. its so true. Sam isnt very attractive when we be mean to him and gets all angry and gets that red (triangular) face) is he?
For one, I am not Vanessa, nor am I a squeaky toy! For two, I was not on a hallucinogen! It was cannabis thank you very much! For three....Hosford is creaming over me...not cool....
ARXQI
Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha
Chris's comment beats all...other comments not the post. It's an awesome post so screw you Nazza.
hxcwi
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