"Oooh, look they're curtains. Or are they drapes? Hahaha I'm so punny"
"Hmm...your birthday...is it in Octoboer?" - "No, August" - "I knew it started with an 'A'..." - Flick (blonde).
"Wow...he really IS holding a coconut" - Chris on coconuts.
"So, If I gave you AID's..." - Dean on giving Dwyer AID's.
"You can hear God, you can see God *keeps droning on*" - "No...when you hear God you're schizophrenic." - Dwyer Vs Jenny on religion. (Stay tuned for when she tries to convince him to wank....)
"Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth and easy to spread." - "AND THEY'RE NUTTY!!" - Don't ask.
"My dog is a slut. She leaves a trail of smell everywhere." - Dwyer on religion.
"Was it Sarah or SEB?" - Chris on asking whether it was one person or the same person.
"Hmm...your birthday...is it in Octoboer?" - "No, August" - "I knew it started with an 'A'..." - Flick (blonde).
"Wow...he really IS holding a coconut" - Chris on coconuts.
"So, If I gave you AID's..." - Dean on giving Dwyer AID's.
"You can hear God, you can see God *keeps droning on*" - "No...when you hear God you're schizophrenic." - Dwyer Vs Jenny on religion. (Stay tuned for when she tries to convince him to wank....)
"Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth and easy to spread." - "AND THEY'RE NUTTY!!" - Don't ask.
"My dog is a slut. She leaves a trail of smell everywhere." - Dwyer on religion.
"Was it Sarah or SEB?" - Chris on asking whether it was one person or the same person.
"You're NOT supposed to be having fun" - Substitute history teacher when everyone was laughing at Chris for not knowing one person from herself.
"The curtains are crooked. OR are the drapes wonky?" - Jenny talking to Sophie about...something.
My little monkey won KOFM's twist top trivia, CHRISSIE IS A CLEVER DICK!!!
"The curtains are crooked. OR are the drapes wonky?" - Jenny talking to Sophie about...something.
My little monkey won KOFM's twist top trivia, CHRISSIE IS A CLEVER DICK!!!
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she was a pumpkin." - Dwyer on Romeo's suicide.
"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread." - Dwyer on Juliet's suicide.
"What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a blonde? Bricks get laid." - Dwyer on religion.
"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread." - Dwyer on Juliet's suicide.
"What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a blonde? Bricks get laid." - Dwyer on religion.
"Five blondes and a brunette are hanging off a rope over crocodile infested waters, the brunette says 'I HAVE AN IDEA!!' the blondes clap..." - Dwyer on Mooy (no, seriously, he was on Mooy at the time)
"I know a blonde joke" - "FLICK!!" - Dean's blonde joke being told by Jenny.
NESS QUOTES
"So to me you're you, but to you you're me? Haha you're a ewe. So you're a sheep eating a kiwifruit...ahahah kiwi sheep! ... You have very grim prospects..."
"I know a blonde joke" - "FLICK!!" - Dean's blonde joke being told by Jenny.
NESS QUOTES
"So to me you're you, but to you you're me? Haha you're a ewe. So you're a sheep eating a kiwifruit...ahahah kiwi sheep! ... You have very grim prospects..."
5 comments:
Hmm... a whole lotta quotes there, including some Dwyer quotes...
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"You know what's funny? Your weiner!" - Bender on Hosford
isooxox! There's a product for Apple. Crazy verification.
Bahha 'szbanjo'
Heh Chris' comment is genius great.
YEAH CHECK MY APOSTROPHE PLACEMENT.
That is a mega-epic post.
So epic i'll use a longer epiccer (wtf) word to describe.
THAT WAS A GNANIOSE POST!
Dwyer is hairy.
Who said the 'spread legs' comment.
Thats totally hot.
I have a confession to make.
i kept refreshing the page to get a good verfication code...
I must have done it 20 times and the one I got isn't that great either.
That makes me sad.
Dwyer isn't hairy.
Many people said the spread legs comment. I was told a narrative by Dwyer about how Mooy had said it to Amy and Flick to get a reaction...Amy slapped him.
When Dwyer was telling me I laughed and said NUTTY because it's another thing that peanut butter is filled with that so is one of those two, only not really because Flick is a mormon and Amy's boring. Well, they're both boring actually.
You are a sad sad sad individual. But that verification code has a 'banjo' in it so it can be classed as groovy.
lhdkvu (got that the first time)
yay!!! i actually knew what you were talking about... twice... only because i was there... but oh well! lol, these are funny to read.
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