*Writing about an artist in PDM who takes photos of bridges and dogs*
Jenny: "Robert Billington was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. He called for a dog and a bridge and some puppies times three. He took some photos of Australian landmarks and then went to the WC."
Others: "WC?"
Jenny: "It was in another Old King Cole parody I read once. WC stands for Water Closet...toilet."
Sophie: "Where does the U come from?"
Jenny: "Nyet."
Mrs Raby: "Are you right? You're speaking Russian."
Jenny, talking to Zooty on the bus: "Actually a break up really makes you feel loved. Your friends are just... so supportive and loving."
Emily, interrupts: "Hey! Jenny! Is that bus driver wearing lip gloss?!"
Zooty: "That's supportive?"
Sophia: "Jenny, do you wear a hat?"
Jenny: "No... my hair is naturally kinky. It keeps poking me in the eye!"
"Cavemen had condoms? But why are there so many people?" - Rhiannon
Geordie: "Do you want the work on a piece of paper?"
Mrs Raby: "No, I want it in the air. I'll catch the words. *Does some weird actions*"
*After Caity was fiddling with Jenny's hair*
Jenny: "Can I have my hair back to normal now?"
Caity: "You look fine! You look normal. More normal than usual! No! I mean you look good. Gooder!"
Jenny: "Let's follow the rainbow!"
Mum: "It'll only lead us to Kansas."
Jenny: "...Don't you mean Oz?"
Mum: "No. We're already in Oztralia."
Jenny: "...You and Dad have been married far too long."
This post was written on the back of a dead horse hanging off a cliff.
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And once again Mrs Raby makes an awesome appearance or two hahah
"This post was written on the back of a dead horse hanging off a cliff. "
It's environmentally friendly, I guess?
hehe, i read sophia as sophie at first, and i couldn't remember saying that... it looks weird with an a on the end :p
it sounds a bit gross when you put the dead horse thing like that... makes me think of flies and the smell of rotting horse, in the middle of the bush. ew.
Uhh Sophie. Ew. I don't think people would understand the dead horse thing. Unless they were there in PDM.
And that bus driver WAS wearing lipgloss. It was scary. I was scared. Looked nice though.
question. was the bus driver male or female? cause im really confused. especially when emily says that it looked nice . . . .
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