In the order I wrote it all down in...

Emily: "Did you know cats are less likely to get tick paralysis because they groom themselves?"
Jenny: "Haha, sucks to be a dog."

Emily: "It doesn't look like much."
Jenny: "You don't look like much."
Emily: "But I pack quite a punch."

Emily: "You're older than me, you'll die first. Especially if you get run over by someone who looks like your friends."
Jenny: "Yeah, especially if it looks like one of my friends who has cancer but really wants to outlive me."
Emily: "So, if I get cancer, beware."

Jenny: "What's the plural for moose?"
Mrs Raby: "Meese."
Jenny: "No, that can't be right. Look! There's a herd of meese! It just doesn't sound right."
Millie: "Argh! There's a herd of mooses trampling me!"

"Sodomy's a word? I thought you made it up... What does it mean?" - Sophie (we didn't explain it to her).

The other day I was collecting all the spare 5c and 10c coins that I could to get $6 to pay someone back for something they bought me, but in the most annoying way possible because they have been a real jerk. For any of the clever people who realise that by doing this, I'm actually being a jerk, I would like you to note that I'm doing it in a really creative way! =D Unlike them...jerk.

I would also like to publically thank those who gave their shrapnel for such a good cause. Special mention for Laura, who donated $1.10 (you really need to count your money more often).

Jenny *trying to scab money of Mrs Raby*: "What if I told you my cat was sick?"
Mrs Raby: "Then I'd say kill it and eat it."

Mrs Bro gave me 10c! ...I lied about what it was for, but still! Mrs Bro is nice.

Jenny: "The people I stalk always seem to leave school."
*Guy I'm talking to cracks up*
Jenny: "I mean as Year 12's!"

To get back at the Geography faculty for letting Mr Perkins be in charge of Year 10 Geography... I stole a clipboard. All those who agree with me, please, do NOT hand your clipboards back.

That'll teach 'em! (Shame on everyone who has already given theirs back)

Dougy: "The train from Chippendin to Frankston's free."
Mum: "Hahaha, not technically darling."
Dougy: "There's no where to buy a ticket! Where are you supposed to buy a ticket?! The imaginary ticket man?!"
Dad: "You can only get imaginary tickets from the imaginary ticket man, don't be silly."

I would like to wish everyone a very Happy Easter! May your mouths be absolutely covered in chocolate.
And I hope that Amanda and Millie have a great Easter despite their chocolate intolerance. For, we must remember. Easter is not just about the chocolate. It is also about the Easter Bilby.

On a serious note, bilbies are endangered animals and you should donate money so they become not endangered, magically, through the proceeds, somehow.