Jenny: "S&M is Sadism and Masochism."
Emily: "Jenny knows from her own experience."
Jenny: "You're just saying that because you're not getting any."
Amanda: "Well! You're not getting any HUGS!
Cat + Harmonica = Pain
Guess which cat attacks me everytime I try to play the mouth organ! xP (Taking a dig at Emily's awesome blog http://www.emilyscookiesncream.blogspot.com/)
Jenny: "...How'd I get here? I was just standing over there. I don't remember walking here..."
Laura: "Maybe you're dead? You're pale enough."
Jenny *Turns to Paul*: "Do I look dead to you?"
Paul: "No... you don't look dead to me."
Laura: "What? Why would she be really gay?"
Emily: "Jenny's a really violent Hug-Rapist."
Amanda: "Imagine if she was a real rapist."
Jenny: "When I was at the home visiting Grandma yesterday, this little old lady grabbed hold of me...she was really strong. I thought she was going to cook me in her gingerbread oven."
*Random Year 11 turns around and looks at us*: "Gingerbread oven? What?"
*Trying to find a seat in the dark because Sophie turned up late xP*
Emily: "If I fall on Jenny then she'll fall on Sophie and we'll all fall."
Jenny: "Like the Domino Effect!"
Sophie: "Yes. Because getting to our seats is JUST like communism."
Jenny: "Who sings Simply The Best?"
Dad: "That black woman who was married to that man."
Jenny: "Oooh, Tina Turner."
*Mum stares disbelievingly*
Jenny: "I wonder if we could go backstage and find someone for an autograph."
Emily: "What would they sign?"
Jenny: "A programme!"
Emily: "You don't have one."
Jenny: "That little old woman does. Do you think I could take her?"
"You're funny. You should be...funny...eaten..." - Jenny in one of her brightest moments.
Emily: "Gah! Where's the bus?"
Jenny: "Heeeere, bus bus bus bus busssy!"
*Bus comes around the corner*
Caity: "So the answer's 14."
Jenny: "What? No... 12 x 3 is 36."
Caity: "Oh right, haha. I thought it was 12 + 3"
Jenny: "..."
*Jenny pretending to talk to someone on the phone*: "Hello, what? YOU BITCH!"
Little old lady, taps her on the shoulder: "Excuse me, what school do you go to?"
*Emily and Jenny look at each other worriedly*: "Merewether High School."
LOL (Little Old Lady): "You've come a long way!"
*Jenny and Emily are relieved*
Later on that same lady wished us a good trip home. If the bus crashed, we would have survived because we were the only ones on the bus with the blessings of an old woman.
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5 comments:
"Heeeere, bus bus bus bus busssy!"
*Bus comes around the corner*
Wow I found that way to funny... hahahaha. Good post =D
Score. I was in the majority of these quotes. Or present at the time. Im getting funnier! Or everyone else is getting unfunnier.
And how dare you take a dig at my blog. Or Coco. (P.s was it Adelaide?)
And Sophie made another funny! Yay.
Alot of these quotes are from 'Guys and Dolls' Hehe. Hmm, we forgot to make the bus crash to test out the LOL's blessings. Oh well, theres always next school trip.
Emily. xoxo
lol. that was definitely one of my favourite posts. mainly cause I was actually funny in it. But also cause a lot of it actually was funny.
xx
PS LOL was really funny. like I did that wholoe fall of my chair thing again.
i'm in it! and i said something funny...
i did NOT, however, make a 'funny', as emily suggested. i don't do that, and neither should anyone else *grr*
otherwise... once again, fab post. sad i missed all the gys and dolls things :( where was it? i know sydney, but where abouts in sydney?
also, amanda tried to tell me about that first conversation, but it made more sense and was funnier the way you put it
Hahaha. Sophie, you soo made a funny. And if you can keep making funny's like that, I might actually pass the history test! Great post, I love the LOL, and Caity's maths is getting... "better".
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