Sam: "We had to go into the sauna naked in Germany."
Mrs Raby: "Do you have any photos of that?"
Mrs Greenland: "Anyone who looks like they're not paying attention will read out loud."
Jenny: *In an undertone* "I like reading! I wonder if that wo..."
Mrs Greenland: "Jenny! You start."
"Global warming! That means your money's going to be useless. Spend it now! On a German Trip!!" - Mrs Raby, why is she wasting her time teaching? She should go into sales!
Millie: "For Emily's party... can we bring a friend?"
Jenny: "Who would YOU bring? No! I didn't mean that!"
"Complete and unabridged... but the castle on the front doesn't have a bridge! How can it be complete without a bridge?!" - Reason #24 why Trent should be murdered in his sleep. (Even though it's hilarious in a Duck to a Duck kind of way)
*Points to a picture of Freddie on my folder*
"Is that Paul McCartney?" - Reason #112, 000, 000 why Ashley should be murdered whilst awake. (In a very very very painful way.)
"I don't get it... is this fiction?" - Rhianna on Dracula.
Jenny: "He's so unfriendly, but he's still awesome."
Amy: "He's unfriendly in a nice kind of way."
Jenny: "..."
BAARTZ WON! WOOOOT! I saw it all from the Norris stands, whilst making a socialogical study of the diffusion of responsibility. I had fun at the Swimming Carnival.
Mr Priestley: "I'm trying to give you pizza to motivate you."
Jenny: "Does that motivate YOU, Caity?"
Caity: "No...maybe it motivates Fatties?"
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Hehe. In music theatre we had to sing 'I have a head like a ping pong ball.' Its good to know that your a fish. Makes me feel better.
Im sad cause the mou hasnt been updated much lately...
Oh well. Must make an effort to be funnier. However i do that.
Emily xoxo
(Once again im the first to comment....)
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