Jenny: "...It's Christmas Day."
Police Officer: "Sorry to disturb, but the lady next door has accused you of eating her cat."
Grandma June: "No, no... I'm having hot dogs tonight.
A moment now to complain of a certain daughter of a VET who not only locks her cats in CUPBOARDS for MORE than 12 hours, but also leaves FOUR of her cats alone in their cattery with a SNAKE! And then goes on holidays for 3 weeks to THAILAND WHERE THEY PROBABLY EAT CATS!!! I mean, really... it's not very nice is it?
Mum: "Will you go put ham on the table please? Wait, is it safe?"
Jenny: "We have a grown man, a teenage boy and a cat roaming around the place. No, it's not safe."
Mum: "Hmm... Ah! Let me teach you something that you can use when you're a grown woman with children of your own. Gladwrap. Grown men, teenage boys and cats can't handle it."
Jenny: "...Neither can I."
"I don't plan to see myself dead in my lifetime." - Jenny's wisdom.
Coming soon to a school near you (or...not if you live a long way away from the school, or if you're currently overseas...):
THE TRAGEDY OF BEING GLUTEN INTOLERANT.
A tragedy, based on a true story and her plight of being gluten intolerant. Performed by Jenny and Millie. A ONE OFF performance people, probably, unless we get an encore...
We may also do more in the future, someone remind me to discuss that with Millie.
*Things You'll Hear When Dougy's Driving*
"No! Douglas! The left side of the road! THE LEFT!!!!!"
TAFE is just what you'd be expecting someone who wanted to become a cook to go to...
3 comments:
Oh my gosh. Im shocked. I come back from a 3 week holiday to find a mou post a-waiting. As funny as it is (Haha jenny, i know who your talking about) i glance down and find an astonishing number next to the 'comments' button. 0. Not a very friendly number is it?
Well im glad to be comment number one. Despite all of youse who had a head start and a four hour time advantage (im still running on Thai time).
What was i typing again.....
Oh well, xoxo Cyaz at school.
Or before. ;D
You somehow manage to be consistently witty no matter what the subject. I wish my school career was half as hilarious as yours is. Or I could just kill you, wear your skin and assume your life. Either way is fine. You know how it is.
lol, I also know who it is you are talking about. I'm smart. I'm not sure when you posted this, but I haven't checked it in a while . . . which is why I am commenting now. =]
Very funny.
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